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just in case somebody wanted a quality Malco quote
MALCOVICH(177): ok you incults I am not joking now...I respect some of you but this is not a joking matter. I went to University, worked with many intellectual persons...WHEN YOU REPEAT SOMEONE ELSES IDEAS NOT YOUR OWN...THEN YOU MUST QUOTE THE EXACT SOURCE OR IT IS PLAGERISM WHICH IS ILLEGAL...ok!
rating:    - added on 2009-02-12 by hundirector

zulu the stallion
[17:19]zulugodetia: thats nothing i drink a red bull with viagra, and i become a duracell bunny
rating:    - added on 2009-02-11 by Mark

to win or toulouse!
zulugodetia(177): anand is french, did you know?
seberg(177): french?
seberg(177): what got into you? ;)
zulugodetia(177): yes he was born in toulouse
zulugodetia(177): to lose
seberg(177): ah maybe
seberg(177): not that that makes him french in my book
zulugodetia(177): he had a pigmentation transplant, then moved to india
zulugodetia(177): serious
seberg(177): ahahahaha
rating:    - added on 2009-02-05 by dentistkbz

boing - boing - boing?
[21:31]zulugodetia: actually boobs make a sound>?
[21:31]derMandarin: well boobs are awesome
[21:31]derMandarin: depends on their size, zulu
rating:    - added on 2009-02-02 by zulugodetia

im quoting myself lol
[13:20]hundirector: yippy!
[13:24]hundirector: in this particular context, yippy means hi
[13:24]hundirector: just in case that wasnt clear.
[13:27]hundirector: Notification: KiranY has departed. Notification: zulugodetia has departed. Notification: seberg has departed.
[13:27]hundirector: lol, have i said something wrong.
[13:33]hundirector: Notification: Zbigg has departed.
[13:33]hundirector: im gonna cry now
rating:    - added on 2009-02-02 by hundirector

apologies zbig, some members get carried away!
[13:29]zulugodetia: my son was in poland last summer, 2 weeks in some rural area, hes friend lives here, but was from poland
[13:30]zulugodetia: he says polish girls have nice eyes
[13:30]zulugodetia: whats he looking at eyes for?
[13:30]KiranY(TM): :))
[13:31]KiranY(TM): how can he tell his father that polish girls have awesome tits
[13:31]KiranY(TM): so he gave you the edited version..

rating:    - added on 2009-02-02 by zulugodetia

Off goes dM, merrily on his way to...
derMandarin(177): I am off for now. buy guys! :)
xaosfiftytwo: where do you buy your guys ?
KiranY(TM)(177): guys?
xaosfiftytwo: [20:05]derMandarin: I am off for now. buy guys! :)
XFrame(177): lol xaos
rating:    - added on 2009-02-01 by xaosfiftytwo

adi, lol
[10:38]Rakete: Hello Zulu
[10:38]Rakete: What's going up?
[10:44]AdIsHaNkAr: the aeroplane
rating:    - added on 2009-01-31 by zulugodetia

rating:    - added on 2009-01-29 by hundirector

what girls will do?
[15:04]QueenChessy: i hate maths
[15:04]zulugodetia: :)
[15:04]Evilthunder: yesssssssssssssssssss
[15:04]QueenChessy: the only high grade i had was my trigonometry to impress my handsome teacher
[15:05]zulugodetia: ha ha
rating:    - added on 2009-01-29 by zulugodetia