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what about vaginas and tits?
[22:27]derMandarin: maybe we should leave out all questions involving asses and penises for the first version of the faq
[22:27]derMandarin: might run itno trouble with the "society of always angry FICS mums"

rating:    - added on 2008-11-27 by zulugodetia

no asses, no penises!
[22:27]derMandarin: maybe we should leave out all questions involving asses and penises for the first version of the faq
[22:27]derMandarin: might run into trouble with the "society of always angry FICS mums"

rating:    - added on 2008-11-27 by zulugodetia

anyone know how to play the last post?
[20:33]seberg: ok, bibbu, I am off training my ninja skills. I would advise you to log off and train your god skills.
[20:34]zulugodetia: god skills, lol
[20:34]Bibbusque: i need high opps for bug
[20:35]Bibbusque: oh seberg
[20:35]Bibbusque: u want die?
[20:35]zulugodetia: i fetch coffin, wait!
[20:35]Bibbusque: i am god and i am good with u
[20:35]Bibbusque: u can stay here
[20:36]KiranY(TM): i fetch nails
[20:37]zulugodetia: ha ha
[20:37]zulugodetia: quick i get priest
[20:37]Bibbusque: zulu is a preist?
[20:37]KiranY(TM): ok i
[20:37]Bibbusque: priest
[20:37]KiranY(TM): i'll bring seberg
[20:37]zulugodetia: ha ha


rating:    - added on 2008-11-26 by zulugodetia

chess book or cat food, chess book or cat food, mmmm???
[16:57]hundirector: had to get some food for cats
[16:58]hundirector: those little greedy bastard
[16:58]zulugodetia: cats are super cool, they are the only thing my dogs not scared of, hes scred of the smallest bird, a mouse, anything, a butterfly
[16:58]hundirector: i could of bought a discount chess book instead!!

rating:    - added on 2008-11-25 by zulugodetia

No love lost between Bibbu and Hundi
[18:51]Bibbusque: dM we have some spy here...they can stay?
[18:51]hundirector: lol
[18:51]Bibbusque: oh wait u are hundirector
[18:51]Bibbusque: u are a monkey!
[18:51]Bibbusque: u can stay
[18:52]derMandarin: lol
[18:52]derMandarin: I will resend you a password, hundi
[18:52]hundirector: you just noticed my name after talking for like hours?
[18:52]derMandarin: and I am off again. gotta leave for university. bye bye
[18:52]Bibbusque: yeah
[18:52]Bibbusque: welcome hundirector
[18:52]KiranY(TM):
[18:52]hundirector: thx dM
[18:53]Bibbusque: i remember u now
[18:53]hundirector: yea i understand, im not very memorable
[18:53]Bibbusque: yeah
[18:54]hundirector: lol he agrees
[18:54]Bibbusque: lol

rating:    - added on 2008-11-25 by gGrungean

hundirector the spy!
Bibbusque: ok now
[14:19]hundirector: i was just gonna say sg about you
[14:19]hundirector: but i cant now
[14:19]Bibbusque: hundi
[14:19]Bibbusque: hundi
[14:19]Bibbusque: u are here again
[14:19]Bibbusque: u are here again
[14:19]hundirector: i wasnt here for 2 months
[14:19]derMandarin: My rook got stabbed by a unicorn!
[14:19]Bibbusque: lol
[14:19]Bibbusque: lol
[14:19]hundirector: were you happier then?
[14:19]Bibbusque: oh der
[14:19]Bibbusque: oh der
[14:19]Bibbusque: der i have a question
[14:19]Bibbusque: der i have a question
[14:20]KiranY(TM): sounds like oh dear
[14:20]hundirector: +1 kiran
[14:20]hundirector: hey dM
[14:20]Bibbusque: hundi u saw my game in the end?
[14:20]Bibbusque: hundi u saw my game in the end?
[14:20]derMandarin: hi
[14:20]derMandarin: what is it?
[14:20]Bibbusque: dM why some not monkeys are here?
[14:20]Bibbusque: dM why some not monkeys are here?
[14:20]gGrungean: oh dear, haha, lol kiran
[14:21]hundirector: no, i dont feel like thinking chess
[14:21]hundirector: mentally exhausted
[14:21]Introspection: lol now that's an original greeting!
[14:21]Bibbusque: dM we have some spy here...they can stay?
[14:21]hundirector: dM i forgot my password
[14:21]Bibbusque: dM we have some spy here...they can stay?
[14:21]hundirector: lol
[14:21]Bibbusque: oh wait u are hundirector
[14:21]Bibbusque: oh wait u are hundirector
[14:21]Bibbusque: u are a monkey!
[14:21]Bibbusque: u are a monkey!
[14:21]Bibbusque: u can stay
[14:21]Bibbusque: u can stay
[14:22]derMandarin: lol
[14:22]derMandarin: I will resend you a password, hundi
[14:22]hundirector: you just noticed my name after talking for like hours?
[14:22]derMandarin: and I am off again. gotta leave for university. bye bye
[14:22]Bibbusque: yeah
[14:22]Bibbusque: yeah
[14:22]Bibbusque: welcome hundirector
[14:22]Bibbusque: welcome hundirector
[14:22]KiranY(TM):
[14:22]hundirector: thx dM
[14:22]Bibbusque: i remember u now
[14:22]Bibbusque: i remember u now
[14:23]hundirector: yea i understand, im not very memorable
[14:23]Bibbusque: yeah
[14:23]Bibbusque: yeah
[14:24]hundirector: lol he agrees
[14:24]Bibbusque: lol
[14:24]Bibbusque: lol
[14:24]Bibbusque:
[14:24]Bibbusque:
[14:24]Bibbusque: anyway
[14:24]Bibbusque: anyway
[14:24]Bibbusque: i kill u
[14:24]Bibbusque: i kill u
[14:24]gGrungean: [18:53]hundirector: yea i understand, im not very memorable [18:53]Bibbusque: yeah > lol
[14:24]Bibbusque: if u aren t a monkeys
[14:24]Bibbusque: if u aren t a monkeys
[14:24]Bibbusque: this is a quote i think
[14:24]Bibbusque: this is a quote i think

rating:    - added on 2008-11-25 by Bibbusque

these logisticians always watching, always analysing, ha ha
crem(177): "xaos, caos, 52, b52" is even longer that "xaosfiftytwo"
rating:    - added on 2008-11-24 by zulugodetia

Meeting a new monkey for the first time
QueenChessy(177): hello crem
QueenChessy(177): hi Kir
AdIsHaNkAr(177): hi queen
xaosfiftytwo: pleased to meet you queen
QueenChessy(177): hello Adi
QueenChessy(177): hello... xaosfiftytwo.. wow, long
QueenChessy(177): hello 52
xaosfiftytwo: call me xaos, caos, 52, b52..
QueenChessy(177): why 52?
QueenChessy(177): i'm curiouis
xaosfiftytwo: year of birth
QueenChessy(177): oh, okay..
QueenChessy(177): nice meeting u
xaosfiftytwo: same as zulu..
xaosfiftytwo: i am belgian too
crem(177): "xaos, caos, 52, b52" is even longer that "xaosfiftytwo"
QueenChessy(177): hello there cream of the crop
xaosfiftytwo: yes, i am new here..
xaosfiftytwo: only couple of months
QueenChessy(177): i see
QueenChessy(177): i dont usually talk to a person first, bec i'm shy.. right crem? i'm a very shy queen
xaosfiftytwo: well, now that the ice is broken, feel free..

rating:    - added on 2008-11-23 by xaosfiftytwo

the winners are?
[11:06]Bibbusque: comon (Xfame,introspection,Akisganis,xecutor,crazyblue,dstrout,blksabb
[11:06]Bibbusque: Dermandarin,Kirany,gGrungean,Zulu,Adi,crem,Squib,Evilthunder,Xaos,DMJJMD,pat (girl of baseball),FlorinC)! (explosion)
[11:06]Bibbusque: Channel 177: Bibbusque xaosfiftytwo 2 players are in channel 177.
[11:06]Bibbusque: Channel 177: Bibbusque xaosfiftytwo 2 players are in channel 177.
[11:06]xaosfiftytwo: hi bibbu
[11:06]Bibbusque: we are the champion
[11:06]Bibbusque: we are the champion
[11:07]Bibbusque: hi xaoc
[11:07]Bibbusque: hi xaoc
[11:07]Bibbusque: xaos we won
[11:07]Bibbusque: xaos we won
[11:07]Bibbusque: Channel 177: Bibbusque xaosfiftytwo 2 players are in channel 177.
[11:07]xaosfiftytwo: in open?
[11:07]Bibbusque: Channel 177: Bibbusque xaosfiftytwo 2 players are in channel 177.
[11:07]Bibbusque: here
[11:07]Bibbusque: here
[11:09]xaosfiftytwo: [11:06]Bibbusque: here
[11:10]Bibbusque: yes here we won
[11:10]Bibbusque: yes here we won
[11:10]Bibbusque: because i and u only here now
[11:10]Bibbusque: because i and u only here now
[11:10]xaosfiftytwo: ah, i see
[11:10]Bibbusque: yeah
[11:10]Bibbusque: yeah

rating:    - added on 2008-11-21 by Bibbusque

How old again?
[09:34]zulugodetia: 106 in the sun, 78 in the shade, at fics 9
[09:34]zulugodetia:
[09:34]zulugodetia: this is my fix
[09:34]zulugodetia: my sanity
[09:34]zulugodetia: but not my life
[09:35]zulugodetia: any other questions?

rating:    - added on 2008-11-16 by DMJJMD