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Financial crisis affecting the Monkey Club?
[10:38]Introspection: yeh that is how dstrout looks at it also.
[10:38]Introspection: He was talking about getting it into the layoffs before round 1 had even started!
[10:38]Introspection: (playoffs)
[10:40]derMandarin: layoffs :))
rating:    - added on 2008-11-16 by Mark

whats the plural of octopus?
[12:16]Implications: How to make good octopus:
[12:16]Implications: Take a chicken, put it into the pan.
[12:16]zulugodetia: ha ha
[12:16]ZwaartePaard: although I admit I had only eaten calamari ( rings ) so they were usually rubbery
[12:16]Implications: Pour in some olive oil.
[12:16]Implications: Cook it.
[12:16]Implications: Throw away the octopus.
[12:16]zulugodetia: ha ha
[12:16]ZwaartePaard: Ha...
[12:16]zulugodetia: lol

rating:    - added on 2008-11-15 by zulugodetia

butt why?
[18:40]Evilthunder: sorry zulu was away from comp..was watching the most beautifull moon of this century
[18:43]zulugodetia: is there a man on the moon?, or is that just rubbish?
[18:43]zulugodetia: actually, they used to say the moon is made of cheese
[18:43]Evilthunder: dont know i will tell u later if i ever go to the moon
[18:44]zulugodetia: i want to see the other side of the moon
[18:44]Evilthunder: see aishwarya rays butt,u may get an idea
[18:45]zulugodetia: did you know ?, u can buy moon property, its on sale
[18:45]KiranY(TM): :)
[18:45]zulugodetia: :)

rating:    - added on 2008-11-13 by zulugodetia

dont touch those rooks!
[16:20]zulugodetia: i can beat your mother et, im sure
[16:20]Evilthunder: LOL
[16:20]zulugodetia: i know she had a good teacher, but . . . .?
[16:20]Evilthunder: my mother finally started to differ queen and bishops
[16:21]zulugodetia: :)
[16:21]zulugodetia: and the horsey?, has she got that?
[16:22]Evilthunder: horse is ok but she is always keen to castle with it all the time
[16:22]zulugodetia: :)
[16:23]Evilthunder: she dont move rooks because she think they look good at their initial place!!

rating:    - added on 2008-11-13 by zulugodetia

Big, tough, smokin' evil!
Evilthunder: smoking
Evilthunder: 5 mins
Evilthunder: then we play
Evilthunder: ?
DMjJMD: smoking bad for u
DMjJMD: it kills
Evilthunder: lool
Evilthunder: u didnt know i smoke?
DMjJMD: my gram was a nursse see saw people die
DMjJMD: gasping for air when they ouldnt get it
Evilthunder: i have like 20/30 cigars a day
DMjJMD: eyes bulging out
DMjJMD: then silence
DMjJMD: crying
DMjJMD: and more silence
DMjJMD: beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep
Evilthunder: evils wont die that easily

rating:    - added on 2008-11-12 by DMJJMD

whose ass?
[10:25]seberg: whats ICC
[10:25]AdIsHaNkAr: my ass
[10:26]derMandarin: sorry, programming at the moment
[10:26]seberg: LOL
[10:26]AdIsHaNkAr: ?
[10:26]AdIsHaNkAr: my ass is programming?

rating:    - added on 2008-11-09 by DMJJMD

The naked truth
[16:04]KiranY(TM): yes i want to see your nude pic et :)
[16:04]Evilthunder: what?u want to see what kirany?
[16:04]zulugodetia: :O
[16:04]zulugodetia: noodle pic
[16:04]KiranY(TM): you mentioned once that you play on fics nude :))
[16:05]Evilthunder: blab! have i forgot to ever mention i am nothing but a big liar?:D
rating:    - added on 2008-11-08 by Mark

Afrikaans slang
Notification: xecutor has arrived.
xecutor(177): Hi
xecutor(177): Seems like my opp is kinda laty
xecutor(177): *late
xaosfiftytwo(177): well, so r u, my bra
xecutor(177): Yes :)
xecutor(177): Your bra?
xecutor(177): Bra is the stuff ladies wear...
xecutor(177): Hot ladies, anyways....

rating:    - added on 2008-11-02 by xaosfiftytwo

Three things a chess player always says ...
xecutor(177): Three things that Chess player always say
xecutor(177): :
zulugodetia(177): !BCS->(suspense)
xecutor(177): 1) "I'm underrated, by at least 200 points, I'd be higher if I didn't play so many games while half asleep"
xecutor(177): 2) "I played better even though I lost... so he doesn't deserve..."
zulugodetia(177): i) is me, :))
zulugodetia(177): no 2) is me
xecutor(177): 3) "He is just being a tactical cheapshot... no deep ideas...."
xecutor(177): 4) "I hope I can score with hot babes!"
zulugodetia(177): :))
xecutor(177): Oops, that's four.
zulugodetia(177): :))
xaosfiftytwo(177): all 4 is me :)
zulugodetia(177): :)) :)) :))

rating:    - added on 2008-11-02 by xaosfiftytwo

I am a fiend :(
FSFabbri: hi, fiend~
FSFabbri: friend
rating:    - added on 2008-11-02 by gGrungean