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You should have the same thing for breakfast every day! :)
[14:08]Implications: "Yes your honour, I really was born on a different day. Of course it's true! I can remember my own birth, can't I?"
[14:08]zulugodetia: ha ha
[14:08]zulugodetia: i cant even remember what i had for breakfast
[14:09]Implications: You should have the same thing for breakfast every day.
[14:09]zulugodetia: so imp, u remember your birth?, wow
[14:09]Implications: That should make it a lot easier to remember.
[14:09]Implications: Yeah, most traumatic experience of my life.
[14:09]zulugodetia: ha ha

rating:    - added on 2008-10-31 by zulugodetia

The half empty/full glass of wine
[19:58]dstrout: no, no, i'll pick up the team if intro falls - i'm just an optimist
[19:59]derMandarin: :)
[19:59]KiranY(TM): pick up by getting a draw? :)
[19:59]dstrout: the glass is always at least 1/2-1/2 full :D
rating:    - added on 2008-10-30 by Mark

is this an hereditary condition?
[11:49]Implications: Vee Vi Vo Vum, I svell the vlood of a vhessman.
rating:    - added on 2008-10-30 by zulugodetia

sac a pawn, ha ha
[22:14]derMandarin: you know the golden rule of chess:
[22:14]derMandarin: respect the person on the other side of the board
[22:14]derMandarin: but no respect on the board
[22:14]squib: rule 2 DONT PANIC
[22:15]XFrame: lol
[22:15]derMandarin: I agree with rule 2
[22:15]derMandarin: rule 3: when in doubt sac a pawn
[22:15]derMandarin: rule 4: when in trouble sac a knight
[22:15]derMandarin: rule 5: when totally lost, grab piece and throw at opponent
[22:16]zulugodetia: ha ha, sac a pawn, im gonna quote that
[22:16]zulugodetia: ha ha, sac a pawn, im gonna quote that
[22:16]squib: no rule 4 sac a bishop horses are tricky to deal with
[22:16]XFrame: rule is my fav
[22:16]XFrame: 5*

rating:    - added on 2008-10-28 by zulugodetia

these confessions must stop!
[19:58]QueenChessy: i had a glass of tequila with gG
rating:    - added on 2008-10-23 by zulugodetia

nothing funny, sorry, just factual stuff
[18:13]squib: Being British is about driving in a German car to an Irish pub for a Belgian beer, then travelling home, grabbing an Indian curry or a Turkish kebab on the way, to sit on Swedish furniture and watch American shows on a Japanese TV. And the most British thing of all? Suspicion of anything foreign.
rating:    - added on 2008-10-19 by zulugodetia

Intro's take on dstrout's game
Introspection(1429): I'm surprised at how fast they are playing.
Introspection(1429): Both must know his opening well.
rating:    - added on 2008-10-18 by gGrungean

one of the older monkeys is delirious
[20:38]Bibbusque: i am ill
[20:38]Bibbusque: fever
[20:38]zulugodetia: we know for a long time, bibbu
[20:38]Bibbusque: so i can stay home and play bug
[20:38]Bibbusque: lol
[20:38]zulugodetia: your mommy say is ok?
[20:39]Bibbusque: lol
[20:39]Bibbusque: zulu i am 22
[20:39]Bibbusque: and not 15

rating:    - added on 2008-10-16 by zulugodetia

squib's latest hair gel
[20:14]xaosfiftytwo: quand on n'a que l'amour - jacques brel
[20:15]Introspection: (rimshot)
[20:15]zulugodetia: was jacques brel, a racing driver?
[20:15]Introspection: Oh I thought Jacque Brell was something you put in your hair...
[20:15]Introspection: (rimshot)
[20:15]zulugodetia: ha ha
[20:16]zulugodetia: yes squib only wears jaques brel in his hair
[20:16]Introspection: lol
[20:16]zulugodetia: intro im quoting that
[20:16]zulugodetia: intro im quoting that
[20:16]zulugodetia: sorry for you
[20:16]zulugodetia: sorry for you
[20:16]Introspection: Thought he was a bit of a greaser
[20:16]zulugodetia: brilcream dude
[20:16]zulugodetia: brilcream dude
rating:    - added on 2008-10-16 by zulugodetia

looking down the memory lane..
[00:04]squib: i have done a lot of thinking and soul seaching and feel i have share with you fello monkeys somthing very important
[00:05]squib: its very personal to me
[00:05]squib: and it is this
[00:05]squib: An organization is like a tree full of monkeys... all on different limbs... at different levels...some climbing up. The monkeys on the top look down and see a tree full of smiling faces. The monkeys on the bottom look up and see nothing but assholes.
rating:    - added on 2008-10-10 by KiranY