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double quote :)
[23:29]zulugodetia: please quote that! [19:57]squib: why do girls call it a orgasm? because its to hard to spell ohmyfreakkinglordyesputitindeeperdeeperpleaseuhavetoohmygodcumplease [19:57]KiranY: lol
[23:29]KiranY: hahahahahaha
[23:29]zulugodetia: i have banned myself from quoting
rating:    - added on 2008-10-10 by KiranY

Kiran - Conqueror of FMs
[15:28]KiranY: believe me Fm's are patzers in blitz
rating:    - added on 2008-10-10 by Mark

Morning, Noon, Evening, Night
[18:59]crem: evening for those who are in place where it's evening now
[18:59]crem: afternoon for those who are in place where it's afternoon now
[18:59]gGrungean: evening crem, screw the rest
rating:    - added on 2008-10-09 by Mark

Missing zulu
[16:08]xaosfiftytwo: b 52 to u1400.. returning to base...
[16:10]xaosfiftytwo: where is the captain of our u-boat?
[16:11]KiranY: captain absconded
[16:11]derMandarin: drowned :))
rating:    - added on 2008-10-09 by Mark

aspirin the miracle drug
[14:35]derMandarin: gaaaaaaaah
[14:35]derMandarin: having a cold
(14:35]zulugodetia: talking to much to kiran
[14:35]zulugodetia: habing a bold?
[14:35]QueenChessy: Mark, you just need kiss-pirin from your gf
[14:36]derMandarin: she is at work
[14:36]derMandarin: no kiss-pirin now
[14:36]KiranY: what is it zulu?
[14:36]zulugodetia: he he, u gave mark your cold kiran
[14:37]zulugodetia: now he needs kiss-spirin
[14:37]derMandarin: it was kiran? damn you!
[14:37]KiranY::)
[14:37]derMandarin: better kiss spirin than ass pirin
[14:37]zulugodetia: lol
[14:37]zulugodetia: thats a winner mark
[14:37]KiranY: (kiss)
[14:37]zulugodetia: ass pirin, lol
[14:37]QueenChessy: lol
[14:38]zulugodetia: ass pirin, lol
[14:38]QueenChessy: Mark, you're silly!!

rating:    - added on 2008-10-08 by zulugodetia

Bibbu has big plans for other members ;-)
[13:14]Bibbusque: hey zulu
[13:15]zulugodetia: hey bibbu
[13:15]Bibbusque: zulu u incresing ur rating?
[13:15]Bibbusque: next year i want u in open
rating:    - added on 2008-10-08 by Mark

untitled
[19:42]zulugodetia: u beat an 1880?
[19:42]xaosfiftytwo: who, me?
[19:42]zulugodetia: yes
[19:43]zulugodetia: wow, most i ever beat was a 1600
[19:43]xaosfiftytwo: ah, yes. female player, aborted the game after a couple of moves..
[19:43]xaosfiftytwo: adi got some points from here also..
[19:43]hundirector: why, have you heard of male abortion

rating:    - added on 2008-10-06 by zulugodetia

imagine the bombs in that bra, lol
[19:33]xaosfiftytwo: of course i know what a b 52 is
[19:34]zulugodetia: ha ha ha ha,
[19:35]derMandarin: b52 sounds like a huge bra size
rating:    - added on 2008-10-06 by zulugodetia

eyeper
[16:35]HyperMagnus: if i wink to chicks
[16:35]HyperMagnus: does it mean something?
[16:35]zulugodetia: dirt in ur eye?
[16:35]HyperMagnus:ha ha ha
rating:    - added on 2008-10-06 by zulugodetia

re-potting solutions for the garden
[20:21]hundirector: i had some beer
[20:21]zulugodetia: i no beer
[20:21]zulugodetia: artificial orange juice crap
[20:22]hundirector: made from petroleum?
[20:22]zulugodetia: yes
[20:23]zulugodetia: need some good stuff, like coca cola
[20:23]hundirector: yea
[20:23]hundirector: or heroin
[20:23]AdIsHaNkAr: shhh! lemme finish my last bit of pot first
[20:23]zulugodetia: just a joint, would be cool
[20:24]zulugodetia: then i can play like a gm
[20:25]gGrungean: pot?
[20:25]gGrungean: you are just 12 , for christ sakes
[20:25]AdIsHaNkAr: yes yes shd i send u sum?
rating:    - added on 2008-10-04 by zulugodetia