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whatever is available, lol
[19:38]hundirector: im eating grapes and popcorn
[19:38]KiranY: eww
[19:38]zulugodetia: thats the weirdest combination of food i have ever heard of
[19:38]zulugodetia: thats the weirdest combination of food i have ever heard of
[19:38]gGrungean: hundi eats whatever is available to him
[19:38]KiranY: thats so crazy
[19:39]hundirector: oh yea, i have a very sophisticated taste haha
[19:39]gGrungean: grapes and pop corn!!! hahaha
rating:    - added on 2008-09-30 by zulugodetia

what is dencer ice or water?
[14:32]Implications: Did you know that ice floats on water?
[14:32]pollock: in water imp
[14:32]pollock: most below water
[14:32]Implications: What's the difference?
[14:32]pollock: ones on ones in
[14:32]KiranY: mr. Rock pollock
[14:32]pollock: kirany
[14:33]Implications: But now get this.
[14:33]Implications: If we get a glass of water.
[14:33]Implications: And chuck in lots of ice.
[14:33]pollock: we goner get flooded by ice :S
[14:33]Implications: All of it sinks except for the ones on the surface.
[14:33]pollock: but not the ice already in the water cause thatll displace same volume
[14:33]pollock: but ice not in water
[14:34]Implications: What?
[14:34]Implications: Water's in ice?
[14:34]pollock: like on mountain glacials
[14:34]pollock: yes they interchangeable imp
[14:34]pollock: go get some ice and warm it up and magic happens
[14:34]Implications: It's not a good idea to carry around ice because you can get busted for possession of narcotics.
[14:35]Implications: But we can carry around water no worries.
[14:35]Implications: It's a strange world.
[14:35]pollock: i try explan archimedes principal and you be silly
[14:36]Implications: The what?
[14:36]Implications: Oh, Archimedes is that naked old guy, isn't he?
[14:36]pollock: yes tyou miss it by being silly
[14:36]KiranY: whatever volume you pout in comes out as water of same volume right?
[14:36]Implications: The one who ran across town without any clothes.
[14:37]Implications: What an unusual time to have been alive.
rating:    - added on 2008-09-28 by zulugodetia

northy confused by the captain
[22:50]northridgehawk: madari what are u
[22:50]northridgehawk: some times i think ur german
[22:50]northridgehawk: somtimes aussie
[22:51]northridgehawk: i just gave up
rating:    - added on 2008-09-27 by Mark

im not the mother, but by the sounds of things i think intro is the daddy
[19:46]zulugodetia: imp, has fatally corrupted me, mark
[19:46]derMandarin: I see. when do you give birth?
[19:46]Introspection: And if you've enjoyedit half much as I have than I've enjouyed it w twice as much as you!
[19:46]Introspection: (rimshot)
rating:    - added on 2008-09-27 by zulugodetia

meta quote
gGrungean(1661): adi scared of playing petlya, adi offer draw
rating:    - added on 2008-09-27 by Mark

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
[15:40]Implications: I remember one game where halfway through my mouse (mouse had a ball back then) went crazy and started moving pieces randomly, but I still won.
rating:    - added on 2008-09-25 by zulugodetia

even the great players are surprised
[15:35]Implications: I'll be like, "This looks like a good move. Oh, what, it's checkmate?"
[15:36]zulugodetia: ha ha ha ha ha ha aaaaa
[15:36]zulugodetia: ha ha ha ha ha ha aaaaa
[15:36]zulugodetia: stumble on it, oops, sorry, huh i beat you?
[15:36]zulugodetia: stumble on it,
[15:36]hundirector: that happens to me sometimes in blitz
[15:37]Implications: Other times they force me to make good moves. "Oh no, they just forked my queen and rook. Hang on, my queen can capture his rook with check."

rating:    - added on 2008-09-25 by zulugodetia

lucky ghosts?, lol
[15:31]zulugodetia: but the main thing ive learned recently, is not to see ghosts
[15:31]Implications: You know the solution?
[15:31]Implications: Lose a lot. Until it doesn't matter.
[15:31]hundirector: and what do you feel when you're losing?
[15:31]zulugodetia: ghosts are very bad, they freeze your brain
[15:31]zulugodetia: ghosts are very bad, they freeze your brain
[15:31]hundirector: scared of winning by accident?
[15:31]Implications: LOL Hun.

rating:    - added on 2008-09-25 by zulugodetia

some random deep sense from just another monkey
[14:26]derMandarin: Akis, I am not that big fan of collectivism. In my view it is quite the opposite. I mean take the usual western government for example: they are really awful and working against the people on many occassions. Yet, if you talk to single persons then most of them are really nice and kind. Still the whole of this single nice and kind individuals made bad goverments happen.
[14:32]derMandarin: well if that really happens then we will get a) a murderer that absolutely no ties to anyone or anything and investigations will stop after two weeks. b) 20 hollywood movies acussing all different groups and parties to be involved into the murder case including gnomes, orcs and elves from mars and c) 2 million websites claiming to know the real truth
rating:    - added on 2008-09-22 by zulugodetia

some random deep sense from just another monkey
[14:26]derMandarin: Akis, I am not that big fan of collectivism. In my view it is quite the opposite. I mean take the usual western government for example: they are really awful and working against the people on many occassions. Yet, if you talk to single persons then most of them are really nice and kind. Still the whole of this single nice and kind individuals made bad goverments happen.
[14:32]derMandarin: well if that really happens then we will get a) a murderer that absolutely no ties to anyone or anything and investigations will stop after two weeks. b) 20 hollywood movies acussing all different groups and parties to be involved into the murder case including gnomes, orcs and elves from mars and c) 2 million websites claiming to know the real truth
rating:    - added on 2008-09-22 by zulugodetia