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implied dry humour?
[15:46]AdIsHaNkAr: ob s me
[15:46]zulugodetia: go shankar
[15:46]zulugodetia: go shankar
[15:46]Implications: Where's Adi going?
[15:48]zulugodetia: ha ha
[15:48]zulugodetia: ha ha

rating:    - added on 2008-09-21 by zulugodetia

sir "K" moing his queen like a knight?
14:09]zulugodetia: kiran?, what u been smoking?
[14:09]KiranY: [17:35]zulugodetia: i love chess
[14:10]zulugodetia: is that funny>?
[14:10]KiranY: :)
[14:10]zulugodetia: funny is your queen move, lol
[14:10]KiranY: ya my brain froze really
[14:10]KiranY: i was moing my queen like a horse
[14:11]zulugodetia: unless you thought your knight could cover 4 x 4 squares

rating:    - added on 2008-09-15 by zulugodetia

One of zulu's monologues
[21:25]zulugodetia: i used to be a happy patzer, now im a frustrated patzer
[21:25]KiranY(TM): lol
[21:26]zulugodetia: :))
[21:26]zulugodetia: [17:54]KiranY(TM): [21:23]derMandarin: 4 people talking about 5 different topics that is always the case here mark
[21:27]zulugodetia: yes, mark, u must multi chat
[21:27]zulugodetia: simuls, on chats
[21:27]zulugodetia:
[21:27]zulugodetia: now hes making tea again
[21:27]zulugodetia:
[21:28]zulugodetia: cant even abuse the dude
[21:28]zulugodetia: hes never here
[21:28]zulugodetia: thats no fun
[21:28]zulugodetia: whats authority for?
[21:28]zulugodetia:
[21:29]zulugodetia: squib, you are wasting your breath, thats a machine, what you going to say when you win?
[21:30]zulugodetia: gg
[21:30]zulugodetia: :))
[21:30]zulugodetia: handshake?
[21:30]zulugodetia: wow, squib, in serious mode
[21:31]zulugodetia: go squib, beat the program
rating:    - added on 2008-09-14 by KiranY

Even a copm knows abt our adi..
blik(C)(120): I heard someone tried the monkeys-on-typewriters bit trying for the plays of W. Shakespeare, but all they got was the collected utterings of AdIsHaNkAr.
rating:    - added on 2008-09-14 by KiranY

What happens when KiranY and Bibbu swap their identities
[17:03]Bibbusque: who is u?
[17:04]KiranY(TM): i am bibbu
[17:04]Bibbusque: i am kirany
[17:04]Bibbusque: hi bibbu
[17:04]KiranY(TM):
[17:04]KiranY(TM): hi kirany
[17:04]Bibbusque: 13:34]KiranY(TM): hi kirany
[17:04]KiranY(TM): [17:04]Bibbusque: hi bibbu
[17:04]gGrungean: lol
[17:04]gGrungean: lol
[17:04]Bibbusque: [13:34]Bibbusque: 13:34]KiranY(TM): hi kirany [13:34]KiranY(TM): [17:04]Bibbusque: hi bibbu
[17:04]KiranY(TM): bourne identity
[17:05]Bibbusque: bourne ultimatum
[17:05]KiranY(TM): bourne supremacy
[17:05]Bibbusque: yes
[17:06]KiranY(TM): so kiran where are you from?
[17:06]Bibbusque: india
[17:06]Bibbusque: and u?
[17:06]KiranY(TM): i mean what city ?
[17:06]Bibbusque: oh
[17:06]KiranY(TM): i am from italy
[17:06]Bibbusque: not important the city
[17:07]KiranY(TM): city very imporatnt
[17:07]Bibbusque: no
[17:08]KiranY(TM): i play latvian gambit and a secret gambit ..u?
[17:08]Bibbusque: i play bad opening
[17:08]KiranY(TM):
[17:08]KiranY(TM):
[17:08]Bibbusque: ha ha
[17:08]Bibbusque: i play very bad
[17:08]Bibbusque:
[17:08]KiranY(TM): i resign on move 1
[17:08]KiranY(TM):
[17:08]Bibbusque: i resigne wothout move
[17:08]KiranY(TM): i am a patzer
[17:09]Bibbusque: i am the best patzer
[17:09]KiranY(TM): no i am god of patzers
[17:09]Bibbusque: nah
[17:09]Bibbusque: u are a god
[17:09]Bibbusque: and i am a patser
[17:09]Bibbusque: hi god bibbu
[17:09]KiranY(TM): hi GM kiran
[17:09]Bibbusque: i pray for playing better, can u help me?
[17:09]Bibbusque: u are a god
[17:10]KiranY(TM): i beg to play for better..can u help
[17:10]Bibbusque: listen my voice please
[17:10]Bibbusque: u are the best player here, bibbu teach me
[17:10]Bibbusque:
[17:10]KiranY(TM): nah you are better than bibbu
[17:10]Bibbusque:
[17:11]KiranY(TM):
[17:11]Bibbusque: bibbu rape me for ever
[17:11]KiranY(TM): you know i lost to you 100 -0
[17:11]KiranY(TM): if thats not rapethen what is
[17:11]Bibbusque: i never win against bibbu
[17:12]KiranY(TM): so quiet here
[17:12]Bibbusque: silence please
rating:    - added on 2008-09-14 by gGrungean

The Prize is right
[22:53]zulugodetia: is there a prize opp?
[22:54]zulugodetia: i want something of value
[22:54]Oppermann: if you win, squib will do your chores for 2 weeks
[22:54]zulugodetia: ok
[22:55]zulugodetia: he can polish my shoes
[22:55]zulugodetia: and do the didhes
[22:55]zulugodetia: dishes
[22:58]Oppermann: and please your wife
[22:58]hundirector: does squib get a say in this
[22:58]hundirector: ah. then he'll do it
[22:58]Oppermann: ^^
rating:    - added on 2008-09-12 by Oppermann

apocalypse 2?
[19:03]hundirector: i love the smell of horsecrap in the morning
rating:    - added on 2008-09-12 by zulugodetia

finally wish of evry human have been reveald by belgian king!
[10:35]gGrungean: belgian king wants to go naked and say "eureka"
[10:35]zulugodetia: whaaaat, whaaat, did u say, what?
rating:    - added on 2008-09-07 by Evilthunder

Our Belgian King
[19:35]zulugodetia: i never heard anything
[19:35]Evilthunder: i am deaf
[19:35]gGrungean: belgian king wants to go naked and say "eureka"
[19:35]zulugodetia: whaaaat, whaaat, did u say, what?
rating:    - added on 2008-09-07 by Mark

squib chain?!
[11:11]gGrungean: squib is gay, lol
[11:12]hundirector: gGrungean: squib is gay, lol
[11:12]Evilthunder: 11:12]hundirector: gGrungean: squib is gay, lol
[11:12]gGrungean: [23:42]Evilthunder: 11:12]hundirector: gGrungean: squib is gay, lol
[11:12]hundirector: [20:12]gGrungean: [23:42]Evilthunder: 11:12]hundirector: gGrungean: squib is gay, lol
rating:    - added on 2008-09-06 by Evilthunder