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The incorrigible bibbu is back
22:00]Guyus: hi God
[22:00]Bibbusque: hello humans
rating:    - added on 2008-09-02 by gGrungean

Look out for those "friggin nijas"
[11:05]hundirector: friggin ninjas. they're everywhere
[11:06]AcuWill: they're trying to eat you
[11:07]derMandarin: with soup
[11:07]hundirector: soup! i hate soup. friggin nijas

rating:    - added on 2008-08-31 by DMJJMD

Evil Blunder
[21:56]Evilthunder: why there is no princess piece on chessgame,it would be great...its speciality would be distracting opponents queen.
[22:01]zulugodetia: that would make that queen a lesbeen?
[22:01]gGrungean: looooooooool
[22:01]gGrungean: looooooooool
[22:01]Evilthunder: opps sorry forgot they both female...ok it would distract the king!
rating:    - added on 2008-08-29 by gGrungean

ET the virgin
Evilthunder(177): i am still a virgin and i think i mentioned it before:-|
AdIsHaNkAr(177): oh u r? ur slower than me :P
Evilthunder(177): adi???u????
AdIsHaNkAr(177): jk jk
zulugodetia(177): good et, better a virgin than a fake
AdIsHaNkAr(177): haha
Evilthunder(177): lonewolf....
zulugodetia(177): hey, look who talking, O:)
rating:    - added on 2008-08-28 by AdiShankaR

gG- wats up??? (hes becoming wierd :(( )
11:19]gGrungean: that girl just looked at my dick (wow) , then looks at et's dick (sneer)
rating:    - added on 2008-08-28 by AdiShankaR

dancing with the wolves
[17:28]AdiShankaR: oh yeah!
[17:28]AdiShankaR: oh yeah!
[17:28]AdiShankaR: <dances around>
[17:29]AdiShankaR: <does the penis dance with mark and zulu>
[17:29]zulugodetia: lol
[17:29]zulugodetia: is that like peeing in the snow?
[17:30]derMandarin: lol
[17:30]AdiShankaR: haha

rating:    - added on 2008-08-28 by zulugodetia

[17:42]AdiShankaR: OMG i am becoming emo help me!
rating:    - added on 2008-08-28 by Mark

Cheering up gGrungean
[20:20]derMandarin: group hug for ggrungean
[20:20]KiranY(TM): lets strangle him :)
[20:20]gGrungean: thanks :)
rating:    - added on 2008-08-27 by Mark

Kiran's Discovery
[20:05]KiranY(TM): that fart is amazing..!
rating:    - added on 2008-08-27 by Mark

zulu and his castling phobia
[21:31]zulugodetia: castle early you half wit!, ok, will try my hardest,
[21:32]KiranY(TM): is that your login script?
[21:32]zulugodetia: YES, HUGE REMINDER!!!
[21:34]zulugodetia: its like this, i think that if you castle, you show the op, where you are, so i try and castle as late as possible, trouble is, thats its always to dam late!
[21:35]zulugodetia: it must be like picking cherries, for these patzers, heres zools, sitting in the middle of the park, having a picnic with his king
[21:36]zulugodetia: i mmean, really, how hard is it to effing castle?
[21:36]zulugodetia: pollock, i need help, i have castling phobia
rating:    - added on 2008-08-26 by KiranY