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177 stand up comedy (and confusion)
[21:49]Introspection: A grasshopper walks into a bar and the bartender says, Hey we have a drink named after you!
[21:49]zulugodetia: !BCS->(rimshot)
[21:49]Introspection: And the grasshopper says, really, you have a drink named Herman?
[21:50]zulugodetia: :))
[21:50]gGrungean: hahaha
[21:50]Introspection: Zulu you did not wait for punchline!
[21:50]gGrungean: !BCS->(rimshot)
[21:50]zulugodetia: is the joke finished?
[21:50]Introspection: lol
[21:50]Introspection: Good timing GG
[21:50]gGrungean: yes, grasshopper's name is herman
[21:51]gGrungean: what is the actual drink after the grasshopper?
[21:51]Introspection: But drink is called Grasshopper...
[21:51]gGrungean: oh, never heard of it
[21:51]zulugodetia: oh, i see
[21:51]zulugodetia: !BCS->(rimshot)
rating:    - added on 2008-08-25 by Mark

its kiran's fault for using the hand shake icon
[15:35]zulugodetia: if find it irritating, i normally say well played
[15:36]zulugodetia: but if i win, i say nothing!
[15:36]zulugodetia: imagine, u whip this dude, then u remind him again, gg, wow, great game, its like self praise, lol
[15:37]Introspection: lol
[15:37]Introspection: Well let's play a game, Zulu, I want to try out my new handshake icon!
[15:37]KiranY(TM): ha ha
[15:37]KiranY(TM): what an excuse to get a game out of zulu
[15:38]Introspection: haha
rating:    - added on 2008-08-25 by zulugodetia

Intro scares Zulu
[00:08]zulugodetia: intro man is in town, hide your pawns, quick
rating:    - added on 2008-08-24 by gGrungean

Tour de Monkey
[11:59]Rakete: Yes the weather is fine in good old Germany.
[12:00]Rakete: It's time for cycling :).
[12:00]zulugodetia: whats wrong, no car?
rating:    - added on 2008-08-24 by Mark

Drunken Operating System
[23:38]derMandarin: dont make fun of my operating system :((
[23:38]derMandarin: dont make fun of my operating system :((
[23:38]KiranY(TM): lol
[23:38]Introspection: heheh
[23:38]zulugodetia: sorry, mark, :(
[23:38]Introspection: After all it is running on wine.
rating:    - added on 2008-08-22 by Mark

free fighting, all styles!
[22:49]KiranY(TM): squib is all talk and no action
[22:49]gGrungean: he is all style, hair style!
[22:50]KiranY(TM): lol
[22:50]zulugodetia:lol
rating:    - added on 2008-08-22 by zulugodetia

some of us love Monkey Club!
[20:58]derMandarin: I love this club
[20:58]zulugodetia: thats surely a quote>?
[20:58]KiranY(TM):
[20:58]gGrungean: [00:28]zulugodetia: [20:58]derMandarin: I love this club
[20:58]zulugodetia: thats surely a quote>?
[20:58]KiranY(TM): yes
[20:58]gGrungean: yes, add it
[20:58]zulugodetia: ha ha
[20:58]gGrungean: mark made an emotional statement instead of a smartass one


rating:    - added on 2008-08-22 by zulugodetia

one of our members suffers from performance anxiety!
[20:31]gGrungean: sorry, no one accepts my offer
[20:31]gGrungean: and i dont see any worth taking
[20:31]zulugodetia: put it on the table, gG
[20:31]zulugodetia: lets see your hand
[20:31]Evilthunder: pick up a monkey Gg will be more fun to watch
[20:32]zulugodetia: ha ha
[20:32]zulugodetia: a sacred monkey
[20:32]gGrungean: i suffer from performance anxiety, so, no monkeys
rating:    - added on 2008-08-22 by zulugodetia

Very unusal usual
[07:10]Evilthunder: i use IDM to download ..and its weird i gave a 10 mb thing to download and it wants 1 hour for it
[07:11]Evilthunder: i dont think my net is that slow!
[07:12]zulugodetia: u must stand on top of high mountain, to download et
[07:12]zulugodetia: talking nonsense, as usual, apologies et
[07:13]Evilthunder: this is going to the monkey teams quote page...


rating:    - added on 2008-08-02 by Evilthunder

once you reach a certain level, it becomes simple
[18:44]KiranY(TM):
--> pollock move pieces to happy squares
--> pollock once all pieces on happy squares sure to win
[18:44]KiranY(TM): lol
[18:44]KiranY(TM): happy pieces , happy squares
rating:    - added on 2008-08-01 by zulugodetia