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i have been notified!
[18:20]AkisGanis: I added you too to my notify list
rating:    - added on 2008-06-16 by zulugodetia

Euro 2008 fever catches on!
[22:10]derMandarin: group A: close matches, controversies = very soccer like :D
rating:    - added on 2008-06-16 by gGrungean

french crowd could not believe the defense blunder
[19:02]derMandarin: france vs. romania: "observe 36" !!
[19:05]KiranY: the crowds request moretime from the refree
[19:06]squib: i hate watching zulu he gives me palpatations
[19:07]KiranY: and goalkeepr of romania strikes the balll !
[19:07]northridgehawk: ... was that a mouseslip ?
[19:07]KiranY: whether it will be a goal or not is the question
[19:07]AcuWill: goalkeeper plays lke the greek golie from yesturday
[19:08]squib: good try zulu you did good up till then well none northy
[19:08]derMandarin: game not over yet!
[19:08]KiranY: the ball is soaring..
[19:09]KiranY: all the eyes are on the ball and france's goalkeeper..
rating:    - added on 2008-06-15 by zulugodetia

monkey charm?
[15:58]AdiShankaR: no first training wed
[16:00]gGrungean: cool man
[16:00]gGrungean: congrats!
[16:00]gGrungean: how did you get around to him coaching you?
[16:01]AdiShankaR: my aura and charasma
[16:02]gGrungean: charasma
[16:02]gGrungean: sounds like the name of somegirl
rating:    - added on 2008-06-15 by zulugodetia

sigmund kiran freud
15:44]KiranY: maybe we need to recruit a monkey shrink..
rating:    - added on 2008-06-15 by zulugodetia

How to make a quote!
zulugodetia(177): we need a good kiran quote
KiranY(177): keep up the daily suplly guys :)
derMandarin(177): welll I will. you guys should check the site every day :p then I do not have to mass message all members, lol
zulugodetia(177): mass massage , is that a kinky thing?

rating:    - added on 2008-06-15 by AdiShankaR

[12:03]Guyus: monkeys are very angry creatures
[12:03]Guyus: they'll do anything for a banana
[12:03]derMandarin: except bonobos
[12:05]Guyus: you're right Mark, wikipedia confirms this "Bonobo is often capable of altruism, compassion, empathy, kindness, patience and sensitivity."
[12:06]derMandarin: they left out "intercourse just for fun"
[12:07]Guyus: lol where can I buy one of these bonobos?
rating:    - added on 2008-06-15 by Mark

monkey food!
09:53]zulugodetia: did u have lion for breakfast guyus?
[09:53]zulugodetia: or vegetarian equivalent?, lol
[09:53]gGrungean: he had grass cookies
[09:53]Guyus: an apple and a banana
[09:53]gGrungean: hahah
[09:54]gGrungean: what an answer

rating:    - added on 2008-06-15 by zulugodetia

177 chess?
[10:49]zulugodetia: (electric shock)
[10:49]zulugodetia: e4
[10:49]zulugodetia: e4
[10:50]AdiShankaR: e6
[10:50]gGrungean: d2
[10:51]AdiShankaR: lol
[10:51]AdiShankaR: d5
[10:51]gGrungean: h9
[10:52]AdiShankaR: lol
[10:52]zulugodetia: !BCS->(adjourn)
[10:52]zulugodetia: (adjourn)
[10:52]gGrungean: (BACKSP)

rating:    - added on 2008-06-14 by zulugodetia

Zulu loves Guyus
[20:23]Guyus: so what you're really saying is, you don't love me anymore
[20:23]zulugodetia: and play on fics, hectic
[20:23]zulugodetia: no, i love guyus
[20:23]zulugodetia: hes super col
[20:23]zulugodetia: dont tell anyone i said that
[20:24]Guyus: it's already on the quotes page

rating:    - added on 2008-06-13 by Guyus