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Monkey Bribery
[23:30]Myob: want to schedule the game Ernest
[23:30]Myob: ?
[23:31]CrazyHunter: ooo play now!
[23:31]CrazyHunter: i can wait for my fix ernie! play now!\
[23:31]pgg: now is good!!
[23:31]Myob: now is not good
[23:32]Myob: and no amount of bullying, coercion, arm-twisting, monkey mockery or other inducements and rewards i going to change that, so there
[23:32]pgg: how about 10 quid?
[23:32]Myob: done
[23:32]pgg: :))
[23:33]GaraE: :D
[23:33]CrazyHunter: hehehe
rating:    - added on 2010-02-24 by Mark

Monkey Mating Habits
Myob(177): did i miss intro game? over that quickly?

Introspection(177): No show Myob

pgg(177): it lasted a very quiet 30mins Myob :(

Myob(177): ah ok

Myob(177): phew thought i'd missed a fantastic intro miniature sacrificial mating trap

pgg(177): Dont think we are discussing Kev's mating habits, are we guys?

pgg(177): :))

Introspection(177): (tips hat and smiles)

pgg(177): hehe

Myob(177): lolololol intro

Introspection(177): Well I got the idea from Pete during your absence ;-)

ErnestHemingway(177): sounds like a certain scotsman has some time for a game then...

Introspection(177): Tell him you have to tune your bagpipes, Pete!

pgg(177): dont think we should be discussing my mating habits either Kev :)

rating:    - added on 2010-02-20 by Introspection

Musings on old age.
2010-02-15 14:07:18,818 zulugodetia(177) here we put the old in old age homes behind high fences, so nobody can see them
2010-02-15 14:07:45,195 pgg(177) not managed to escape yet Zulu ?
2010-02-15 14:07:54,494 pgg(177) :))
2010-02-15 14:08:07,396 zulugodetia(177) FUNNY PGG
2010-02-15 14:08:14,580 pgg(177) sorry
2010-02-15 14:08:23,345 zulugodetia(177) lol, its okay
2010-02-15 14:08:26,711 xaosfiftytwo(177) well, it was funny, zulu
2010-02-15 14:09:41,803 zulugodetia(177) ha ha, yes, it was funny, its just that last night susan, while we wewre skyping my daughter in london
2010-02-15 14:09:59,802 zulugodetia(177) she said you are 60 this year arent you> :O
2010-02-15 14:10:10,746 zulugodetia(177) im 58 this year!!!, HUGE DIFFERENCE
2010-02-15 14:10:15,938 pgg(177) haha
2010-02-15 14:10:40,908 pgg(177) geez Zulu, your not even 10years older than me ( OMG!!) :))
2010-02-15 14:11:02,262 zulugodetia(177) wow, pgg, you r an old dude
2010-02-15 14:11:45,072 zulugodetia(177) what do they do with people your age in scotland?
2010-02-15 14:11:53,917 pgg(177) hey I'm 49 years young man, cut this old stuff out
2010-02-15 14:12:18,656 Myob(177) zulugodetia: what do they do with people your age in scotland?:))
2010-02-15 14:12:20,524 zulugodetia(177) ha ha , the BIG 5 coming, ha ha, then its overs
2010-02-15 14:13:49,294 pgg(177) well George Burns once told Billy Connely the secrets of old age,
2010-02-15 14:13:49,294 pgg(177) 1) Never trust a fart
2010-02-15 14:13:49,294 pgg(177) 2) Never find yourself far from a toilet
2010-02-15 14:13:49,294 pgg(177) 3) if you get a hardon, use it!!
2010-02-15 14:13:51,483 zulugodetia(177) you gona have a big party for YOUR FIFTYeth PGG, he he
2010-02-15 14:13:59,020 zulugodetia(177) :D
2010-02-15 14:14:38,383 zulugodetia(177) 1) Never trust a fart 2)
2010-02-15 14:14:55,022 zulugodetia(177) especially when wearing a kilt

rating:    - added on 2010-02-16 by xaosfiftytwo

Unread messages:
23. Mahog at Sat Feb 13, 22:34 PST 2010: Greetings my Liege from ur insolent pawn Footman Mahog. I deliver this message Hi-ness Apeness....... " The ring is in the bull's nose" May I say my only reward is your being pleased with me. It was a bloodthirsty battle ( not really ) - I am glad Hi-ness was safely snuggled up with Teddy, while I and my infantry did the business in the name of the Monkey Club. You WILL no doubt, see flaws in my game but Gandalf sir, I found it a truly dour struggle, - 1.d4 brings on these closed type games eh boss? I'll be around for your special thoughts. May Monkeys rule the earth one day...
rating:    - added on 2010-02-14 by Mark

Hyper Hyper!
[23:17]Introspection: And Squib's off to the rave
[23:19]onomatopeia: unz unz unz unz i ve got a feeling unz unz unz
[23:20]Introspection: Is thata song?
[23:20]Krechet: no... its what his boyfriend told him this morning
[23:20]crazyblue: i think its blackeyed peas
rating:    - added on 2010-01-29 by Mark

Dream Babes?
[19:58]onomatopeia: and i want to try sometimes this control dream think
[19:59]Introspection: How does that work?
[20:00]onomatopeia: you do special exercises before you go to bed, than in the rem phase, you know that you are dreaming but you can control it, you can fly around and all thinks you imagine and you remember that after you wake up
[20:03]Introspection: wow
[20:03]Introspection: I wonder if you could write music then and remember it later.
[20:15]onomatopeia: that is cool
[20:16]onomatopeia: i only thinking of flying around
[20:16]onomatopeia: fighting dragons
[20:16]onomatopeia: sex with the beautifuls girls in the world
[20:16]Introspection: Well that was my second idea
rating:    - added on 2010-01-29 by onomatopeia

Enjoy your dinner
[20:25]Introspection: Hi CJ, Pgg and Nebri playing
[20:26]cjldx: Hi intro thx but i just look here for a few seconds because it's time to eat
[20:26]northridgehawk: oooooooooo gotcha
[20:27]Introspection: ok Bon ape tit
[20:27]Introspection: er... apetit
[20:27]xaosfiftytwo: enjoy your ape tits :))
rating:    - added on 2010-01-23 by Mark

Play the Winning Way by Zulugodetia
zulugodetia(177): 4 x cortisone tablets, 3 x nurofen, and 1 litre coke, excelent formula for winning at chess

rating:    - added on 2010-01-18 by Introspection

[15:22]Introspection: No way, I could not have played u1400 if I was this high
[15:22]Introspection: Right now I'mhiger than Zulu on Cortozone!
rating:    - added on 2010-01-18 by Mark

Not destined to become a captain
onomatopeia(1323): i dont want to be captain i would kill my whole team after the second round i think
rating:    - added on 2010-01-15 by Mark