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Bangalroo's Traffic
zulugodetia(177): hows the bangalorian traffic dept doing?
gGrungean(177): well, my office is just 1 km away
gGrungean(177): i use a cow to commute

rating:    - added on 2008-06-10 by AdiShankaR

Our Captain
[16:58]derMandarin: I am holding back with submitting quotes. my name appears way too often as "submitter" on the section
rating:    - added on 2008-06-09 by AcuWill

Doods are just Doods
[22:40]zulugodetia: 1500 doods are like 1400 doods

rating:    - added on 2008-06-09 by Mark

tarzan of the apes
[19:39]Guyus: I believe, like Albert Einstein, that a vegetarian diet is an evolutionary advancement in man, it's a manly thing to be
[19:39]zulugodetia: random
[19:39]northridgehawk: i love the feeling i get after i finish eating a rack of ribs ---> jst liking like the bones makes me wanna scream like tarzan
[19:40]DMjJMD: lol

rating:    - added on 2008-06-09 by zulugodetia

Get up and down
AcuWill(1763) whispers: kirany, you need to play some 1200 and get yourself up to 2000
gGrungean(1641) whispers: he is always at 1998
KiranY(1998) whispers: great advice acu why dont you get to 1200 and we'll play :)
rating:    - added on 2008-06-09 by Mark

I made a funny
[11:54]zulugodetia: yeah, we can walk around in a big circle, holding each others tail, lol
[11:55]AcuWill: by tail bhe means penis
derMandarin: penis?

rating:    - added on 2008-06-08 by AcuWill

Don't Listen!
[21:41]pollock: dont listen to pollock he is an idiot
rating:    - added on 2008-06-06 by Mark

Thou shalt not have another god
[02:10]derMandarin: afe is the boss
[02:10]afegasta: god
rating:    - added on 2008-06-06 by Mark

Lightning auction
[17:49]adishankar: anyone 1 0?
[17:49]adishankar: any one?
(repeat 50 times)
[17:49]adishankar: 3 0?
[17:50]Introspection: We have 3/0 Do I hear 5/0?
rating:    - added on 2008-06-06 by Mark

In need of a feature
[19:55]zulugodetia: i wish there was a way of actually putting the piece, where you want it, then looking at the board
[19:55]pollock: correspendence chess
rating:    - added on 2008-06-06 by Mark