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Children
[17:52]zulugodetia: mark, i told my son i was in U1400A, he was impressed, and I said as a reserve, he laughed, “reserves for chess lol
rating:    - added on 2008-06-06 by Mark

The 1300s
[19:31]Bibbusque: d;c4??
[19:31]Bibbusque: lol
[19:31]Bibbusque: see the game
[19:31]pollock: c4 doesnt scare me bibbo im brave chess player
[19:31]Bibbusque: u lose after d:c4
[19:31]Bibbusque: is a truble
[19:31]pollock: how?
[19:31]Bibbusque: danger
[19:32]Bibbusque: omg
[19:32]Bibbusque: ok
[19:32]Bibbusque: see me
[19:32]ggrungean: hehe, pollock and bibbu talking like 1300s
[19:32]KiranY: lol
rating:    - added on 2008-06-06 by Mark

Sabotating the Login Script
[12:31]AJSB: ________________________________
[12:32]AJSB: ___ |______ /__ ___/___ __ )
[12:32]AJSB: __ /| |___ _ / _____ \ __ __ |
[12:32]KiranY: -----------------------
[12:32]AJSB: _ ___ |/ /_/ / ____/ / _ /_/ /
[12:32]AJSB: /_/ |_|\____/ /____/ /_____/
[12:32]AJSB: !BCS->(gong)
[12:32]Implications: You really should stop that.
[12:32]KiranY: i cut through you ajsb !
rating:    - added on 2008-06-06 by Mark

Insulting the captain
[21:05]zulugodetia: northridgehawk, ca marche mon pote?, je parle le francais comme une vache espagnole
[21:05]zulugodetia: mai je chante mieus que dermandarin
[21:06]zulugodetia: enfin, je l’espere, et north, tu m’enttend?
[21:06]ggrungean: yes, you can abuse mark in a language he doesn’t understand
rating:    - added on 2008-06-06 by Mark

Books for improvement
[19:57]zulugodetia: got any chess books, “how to win chess games”?
[19:57]zulugodetia: the easy way
[19:57]Oppermann: no im reading “Kamasutra for Experts”
[19:58]zulugodetia: whats your kamasutra rating?
[19:58]Oppermann: 69
[19:58]ggrungean: lol
rating:    - added on 2008-06-06 by Mark

HTML Problems
[16:51]adishankar: and it is not working
[16:51]adishankar: i want to have a metal blue backround
[16:52]adishankar: is that possible
[16:52]derMandarin: hm maybe try: <background color=”metal blue”>I am the boss!</background>
[16:53]ggrungean: does it work without “I am the boss” quote?
rating:    - added on 2008-06-06 by Mark

Is GMFree a GM?
[19:54]stalebread: is GMfree actually a GM?
[19:54]derMandarin: I doubt it
[19:54]stalebread: so do i
[19:55]AJSB: No, its s ex-General Motors Employee
[19:55]AJSB: …or maybe he dumped all its GM cars
[19:56]stalebread: or free Gelson Mandela!!!
rating:    - added on 2008-06-06 by Mark

The great thing about checks
[01:04]zulugodetia: i saw, it, but i thought i would lose my bishop, i didnt reralise that he would be in check, thats a great thing to think about, check is like an extra move
[01:04]zulugodetia: especially hidden check!
rating:    - added on 2008-05-25 by Mark

Private tell gone wrong
[11:57]ExirK: I didn’t get any email to confirm my password
[11:57]ExirK: what’s wrong
[11:57]adishankar: ahahaha
[11:57]adishankar: to everyone it is happening
[11:58]derMandarin: exirk, I did not install a mailserver yet. please give me your desired password via private tell and I will set it for you
[11:58]ExirK: Oh, I want my password to be: fartisamaz…
[11:58]ExirK: oops
[11:58]ExirK: Private tell
[11:59]derMandarin: loooooool
rating:    - added on 2008-05-25 by Mark

What is My Password Again?
[12:10]adishankar: i forgot my password
[12:10]adishankar: llol
[12:10]Introspection: It was slowdown
[12:10]Introspection: :p
[12:10]ExirK: it was “don’t become the second AJSB”
rating:    - added on 2008-05-25 by Mark