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Do not listen to them!
[20:11]ErnestHemingway: dont let yourself talk into it, will
[20:11]ErnestHemingway: i repeat - dont
[20:12]ErnestHemingway: its absolutely not ok to lose to zulu
[20:12]ErnestHemingway: u have to get yourself together and beat him up sensesly next time the two of you play
[20:12]WillSki: I haven't rolled over quite yet
rating:    - added on 2010-01-13 by Mark

Yellow Submarine
[00:00]ErnestHemingway: how can u urinate yourself?
[00:00]seberg: its pretty easy ernest
[00:00]seberg: I bet you could do that right now
[00:00]seberg: you know, just relax the muscle ...
[00:00]pgg: haha
[00:00]seberg: you will feel a warm sensation running down your pants
rating:    - added on 2010-01-13 by Mark

[23:07]CinnamonBandit: I've been told I'm crazy before Funkmaus but I have my measure of sanity
[23:08]derMandarin: crazyness is compulsory for being a monkeyclub member ;)
[23:08]CinnamonBandit: three blind jellyfish, three blind jellyfish, they're all on a log, one jumps on. Bummer. Four blind jellyfish, four blind jellyfish....
rating:    - added on 2010-01-07 by Mark

happy holidays


ps: im still alive

rating:    - added on 2009-12-24 by hundirector

The Perfect Chick Reply
[14:45]zulugodetia: oh, yes forgot u were still a spring chicken
[14:45]linuxchick: frankly, my dear, i dont give a damn
[14:45]zulugodetia: aw shut up you
rating:    - added on 2009-12-02 by Mark

The En Passant Belt
[14:12]Introspection: Did you guys know Zulu has a reversible belt in En Passant?
[14:12]Introspection: It's brown and black!
rating:    - added on 2009-10-05 by Mark

Nerve Wrecks
[20:50]Rakete: Squibby playing today?
[20:50]squib: 10 mins sir rakete
[20:50]Rakete: fine time for watching TV
[20:50]Rakete: because
[20:51]Rakete: I cant watch squibs
[20:51]Rakete: games
[20:51]Rakete: that kill my nerves :)
[20:51]squib: he he scares me too
[20:52]KiranY: haha
rating:    - added on 2009-10-02 by Mark

Zulus Mentor
[20:59]squib: how old is karpov ?
[20:59]hundirector(IM): near 60 i think
[21:00]KiranY: he would make a fine role model for zulu
rating:    - added on 2009-09-22 by Mark

Coke Zero
[16:27]derMandarin: zulu is starting to get nervous.
[16:27]derMandarin: logs on and off every 30 mins ;)
[16:27]castleden: must be the zero coke
rating:    - added on 2009-09-18 by Mark

Old and Ugly
[22:46]zulugodetia: [22:44]Oppermann: i would give anything to see zulu ;D :))
[22:47]zulugodetia: opp im an ugly old dude, what u want with me?
[22:47]Oppermann: i totally dig ugly old dudes
[22:47]hundirector(IM): maybe thats his thing..
rating:    - added on 2009-09-07 by Mark