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We have a great story-teller amongs us
AkisGanis(177) on a deserted greek island
AkisGanis(177) there is a castaway
AkisGanis(177) he is there 5 years
AkisGanis(177) as he stares the sea
AkisGanis(177) a beautyful woman
AkisGanis(177) in a diving suit rises
AkisGanis(177) and comes towards him
AkisGanis(177) she says
xaosfiftytwo(177) dont stop now
AkisGanis(177) I bet it is a long time you had seen a pair of these and she zips
AkisGanis(177) down
AkisGanis(177) her zipper to her breasts
AkisGanis(177) the castaway
AkisGanis(177) has his mot oppened
AkisGanis(177) in a gap
AkisGanis(177) she takes her hand
AkisGanis(177) and brngs out
AkisGanis(177) a pack of camel soft pack
AkisGanis(177) and a lighter
AkisGanis(177) the castaway
AkisGanis(177) lights a cigarette
AkisGanis(177) with tremblng hands
AkisGanis(177) and says thank you
AkisGanis(177) it has been 5 years
AkisGanis(177) i had not soed
AkisGanis(177) with a seducing voce
AkisGanis(177) voice
AkisGanis(177) the lady continues to unzip her ziper further down to her waste
AkisGanis(177) and says
AkisGanis(177) i bet you have a long time to feel dizzy too
AkisGanis(177) the castaway is sweating
AkisGanis(177) lghts another cigarette
AkisGanis(177) and starts trembling again
AkisGanis(177) the lady produces a chivas reagal 5 years old
AkisGanis(177) the castaway is drinking
AkisGanis(177) smoking
AkisGanis(177) but the lady continues
AkisGanis(177) unziping
AkisGanis(177) and she tells him
AkisGanis(177) you had a cigarette
AkisGanis(177) you had a whiskey
AkisGanis(177) what else do you need? and smiles seducingly
AkisGanis(177) the castaway says
AkisGanis(177) tell me yu got a playstaytion portable in there and I will start crying
xaosfiftytwo(177) lol
xaosfiftytwo(177) very nice story, akis
AkisGanis(177) greek summer joke
xaosfiftytwo(177) you have a talent there

rating:    - added on 2009-07-20 by xaosfiftytwo

now u decide?
[15:22]AdIsHaNkAr: when i smile i look like a pervert
rating:    - added on 2009-07-16 by zulugodetia

speaks with forked tongue!!!
[22:41]hundirector(IM): yes. im addicted to fics. im here all the time and play hundreds of games everyday
rating:    - added on 2009-07-15 by zulugodetia

ha ha ha ha ha ha
[14:16]Introspection: Why is it that dentists always look down in the mouth?
[14:16]derMandarin: why?
[14:17]Introspection: well it is a joke...
rating:    - added on 2009-07-15 by zulugodetia

jusr another boring quote???!!!
[22:40]zulugodetia: anyone ever had a dna test done?
[22:41]zulugodetia: see where your ancestors came from
[22:41]zulugodetia: in hun's case pobably pre homo erectus, lol
[22:41]hundirector(IM): homo durnkus
[22:42]zulugodetia: lol, brillianty

rating:    - added on 2009-07-13 by zulugodetia

a funny one by intro
[21:48]Introspection: Do you know why you should always wear two pairs of pants when playing golf?
[21:48]zulugodetia: ha ha no?
[21:48]Introspection: In case you get a hole in one...
[21:49]hundirector(IM): lol
[21:49]zulugodetia: ha ha, (giggle)
[21:49]KiranY: lol
[21:49]ErnestHemingway: lol

rating:    - added on 2009-07-13 by zulugodetia

some dudes have extra sensory glands!!!
[13:04]Introspection: I js just had Cream of Grisly soup
rating:    - added on 2009-07-11 by zulugodetia

do they drink tea in china?
[22:20]zulugodetia: im coming to chennai to have tea with u now
[22:21]KiranY: you drink tea?
[22:21]AcuWill: Kirany, you in Cina?
[22:21]AcuWill: chian?
[22:21]AcuWill: china?
[22:21]zulugodetia: no, not really, sometimes, when i have an overdose of coffee
[22:21]KiranY: haha no, chennai
[22:22]zulugodetia: ha ha china, yes cant u see kiran eyes


rating:    - added on 2009-07-09 by zulugodetia

Fate
[21:05]Malfurion: i want to let Fate decide..
[21:05]Malfurion: you'll have to prove yourself to me
[21:05]xaosfiftytwo: Fate is not logged in
rating:    - added on 2009-07-07 by Mark

patgrisly walks into channel 177, and this the greeting he gets!
[19:07]zulugodetia: pat i hate chess
[19:07]zulugodetia: u must save me
[19:07]patgrisly: ha you too?
[19:07]zulugodetia: :))
rating:    - added on 2009-07-06 by zulugodetia