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zulugodetia: how long before someone notices im alive?
rating:    - added on 2009-05-23 by hundirector

just green?
[20:04]zulugodetia: is it white, yellow, orange, green?
[20:04]seberg: its white, green, green, green, green, green, green, green, green, green, green, black, black ...
[20:05]zulugodetia: oh, so which green are you?
[20:05]zulugodetia: oh, so which green are you?
[20:05]hundirector(IM): green
rating:    - added on 2009-05-06 by zulugodetia

et une main droite un peu gauche?
[18:51]zulugodetia: (applause) pat for GM
[18:51]patgrisly: gm is grand maladroit
[18:52]zulugodetia: :)
[18:52]zulugodetia: malagauche ca existe?
[18:52]patgrisly: go cj
[18:52]patgrisly: non
[18:52]zulugodetia: :)
[18:52]zulugodetia: joking
[18:52]patgrisly: mais une main gauche maladroite oui
[18:52]zulugodetia: :)) lol
[18:53]patgrisly: et une main droite un peu gauche
[18:53]zulugodetia: ha ha, je suis par terre, lol
[18:53]patgrisly: lol
rating:    - added on 2009-04-22 by zulugodetia

zulugodetia(177): boobs rulez
rating:    - added on 2009-04-20 by hundirector

how woman provoke poetic thoughts
[12:22]Implications: I'm feeling restless today.
[12:22]Implications: I wish FICS has a feature where we can run around up-ending all the chess boards.
[12:22]Implications: I think it's because I met a nice girl and didn't ask for her number today.
rating:    - added on 2009-04-16 by zulugodetia

some profound advice from when of the higher up on the branch monkey
[20:29]squib: dunno old man i am just a kid
rating:    - added on 2009-04-14 by zulugodetia

makes you think?, doesnt it!?
[22:42]squib: squib wants to play with mr bigg :))
rating:    - added on 2009-04-12 by zulugodetia

monkeys have dudes in very high places!!!
[20:50]hundirector(IM): but i found out im an actual nobility! lol
[20:51]KiranY(TM): you mean you are sir hun !?
[20:51]hundirector(IM): well, not a sir, no such thing in hungary
[20:51]zulugodetia: his royal highness hun , all hail hun !BCS->(applause)
[20:52]hundirector(IM): no really. have papers with a kings signiture and all
[20:52]hundirector(IM): its official!
[20:52]hundirector(IM): will get pics of it later
[20:52]zulugodetia: cool. a plastic king, or wooden? :))
[20:52]XFrame: lol hun has blue blood?
[20:52]hundirector(IM): document is from 1600-something
[20:53]XFrame: thats great
[20:53]zulugodetia: ha, cool, nice, so your blood is blue?
[20:53]hundirector(IM): doubt it lol
[20:53]XFrame: lol you doubt? you never seen your blood?
[20:54]XFrame: my uncle was jesus christ
[20:54]hundirector(IM): :))

rating:    - added on 2009-04-07 by zulugodetia

[22:57]hundirector(IM): im durnk lulz
rating:    - added on 2009-04-03 by Mark

To kickstart the chess poetry section..
Big and powerful,
Checking, crossing, fighting,
It's going to checkmate me,

He lifted his arms,
"Mate soon!," he said
As he locked his fingers
Behind his head.

He considered the move
He was soon to make
That would end the struggle.
This victory he'd take.

He arched his back,
Took a satisfied breath,
Then looked at me
Like the spectre of death.

An impish smile
Stretched across his face,
And his eyes rolled back
In a pleased grimace.

"My rook goes here
And takes your queen,
Then my knight jumps to
Where your bishop has been."

I studied the board.
He was quite correct.
His analysis clear.
His calculations checked.

I searched my brain
For the right finesse
A subtle move that would
Display my best.

Then Cassia spoke
My muse! My rhyme!
I pointed to his clock,
"You're out of time."
rating:    - added on 2009-04-01 by KiranY