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squib vs purplepawns and the fans are deep into it!
smallblackcat(2026): the maneouvring continues
HotDonut(1942): were a bit bette here?
smallblackcat(2026): if you mean 'we're a bit better', I would say yes
HotDonut(1942): indee i do mean tha
smallblackcat(2026): are you eating or something?
ktmare(1830): lol
zulugodetia: ha ha cat, lol

rating:    - added on 2009-07-05 by zulugodetia

some dudes have extra sensory glands!!!
[13:04]Introspection: I js just had Cream of Grisly soup
rating:    - added on 2009-07-11 by zulugodetia

mach 3 shave for REAL MEN!
[13:35]Introspection: If the earth is 25000 miles at eh EQ and rotates once a day, what is the speed?
[13:35]ErnestHemingway: u up for a game, guy?
[13:36]Guyus: okay, I will destroy you
[13:36]Introspection: WOW!
[13:36]Introspection: (alarm)
[13:36]KiranY(TM): (bell)
[13:36]zulugodetia: 25000 divide by 24, surely not
[13:36]Guyus: jk, I love you Ernie
[13:36]ErnestHemingway: stop buttering up, guy
[13:36]Introspection: Hi Ki
[13:36]ErnestHemingway: i wont let u win like that
[13:37]zulugodetia: so the earth spins around at mach one?
[13:37]Introspection: Yes, Zu the earth moves that fast at the equator.
[13:37]zulugodetia: so the earth spins around at mach one?
[13:37]Introspection: It has to.
[13:37]zulugodetia: so how come im not dizzy
[13:37]zulugodetia: no we have goofed in our sums, ha ha
[13:38]KiranY(TM): i have a mach 3 razor
[13:38]Introspection: lol
[13:38]Introspection: quick shave

rating:    - added on 2009-06-24 by zulugodetia

don't sex yet! :)) ???
[21:19]zulugodetia: its so cold here jp, brrrr
[21:19]zulugodetia: going to reach near freezing tonight
[21:20]zulugodetia: my poor cycad, i never put a blanket on him or her, dont sex yet
[21:20]zulugodetia: ha ha, dont know sex yet
[21:21]zulugodetia: ha ha, its get better
[21:21]zulugodetia: what i meant is: i dont know the sex of the cycad, lol]

rating:    - added on 2009-06-01 by zulugodetia

U1600 talk
[20:32]zulugodetia: think your team can muster up some points this round?
[20:32]zulugodetia: :p
[20:33]Introspection: Aren't you on my team?
[20:34]zulugodetia: ha ha ofcourse
rating:    - added on 2009-07-01 by Mark

Poor KiranY
[19:47]KiranY(TM): long time no see boobs
rating:    - added on 2009-03-19 by Mark

Books for improvement
[19:57]zulugodetia: got any chess books, “how to win chess games”?
[19:57]zulugodetia: the easy way
[19:57]Oppermann: no im reading “Kamasutra for Experts”
[19:58]zulugodetia: whats your kamasutra rating?
[19:58]Oppermann: 69
[19:58]ggrungean: lol
rating:    - added on 2008-06-06 by Mark

Zulu pretends to be my OCL opponent petlya
hello ggrungean,
me scared playing of you,
me hearing you good player,
can me offer you draw?
pleasa leting i know

i am obliged
rating:    - added on 2008-06-27 by gGrungean

Old and Ugly
[22:46]zulugodetia: [22:44]Oppermann: i would give anything to see zulu ;D :))
[22:47]zulugodetia: opp im an ugly old dude, what u want with me?
[22:47]Oppermann: i totally dig ugly old dudes
[22:47]hundirector(IM): maybe thats his thing..
rating:    - added on 2009-09-07 by Mark

We have a great story-teller amongs us
AkisGanis(177) on a deserted greek island
AkisGanis(177) there is a castaway
AkisGanis(177) he is there 5 years
AkisGanis(177) as he stares the sea
AkisGanis(177) a beautyful woman
AkisGanis(177) in a diving suit rises
AkisGanis(177) and comes towards him
AkisGanis(177) she says
xaosfiftytwo(177) dont stop now
AkisGanis(177) I bet it is a long time you had seen a pair of these and she zips
AkisGanis(177) down
AkisGanis(177) her zipper to her breasts
AkisGanis(177) the castaway
AkisGanis(177) has his mot oppened
AkisGanis(177) in a gap
AkisGanis(177) she takes her hand
AkisGanis(177) and brngs out
AkisGanis(177) a pack of camel soft pack
AkisGanis(177) and a lighter
AkisGanis(177) the castaway
AkisGanis(177) lights a cigarette
AkisGanis(177) with tremblng hands
AkisGanis(177) and says thank you
AkisGanis(177) it has been 5 years
AkisGanis(177) i had not soed
AkisGanis(177) with a seducing voce
AkisGanis(177) voice
AkisGanis(177) the lady continues to unzip her ziper further down to her waste
AkisGanis(177) and says
AkisGanis(177) i bet you have a long time to feel dizzy too
AkisGanis(177) the castaway is sweating
AkisGanis(177) lghts another cigarette
AkisGanis(177) and starts trembling again
AkisGanis(177) the lady produces a chivas reagal 5 years old
AkisGanis(177) the castaway is drinking
AkisGanis(177) smoking
AkisGanis(177) but the lady continues
AkisGanis(177) unziping
AkisGanis(177) and she tells him
AkisGanis(177) you had a cigarette
AkisGanis(177) you had a whiskey
AkisGanis(177) what else do you need? and smiles seducingly
AkisGanis(177) the castaway says
AkisGanis(177) tell me yu got a playstaytion portable in there and I will start crying
xaosfiftytwo(177) lol
xaosfiftytwo(177) very nice story, akis
AkisGanis(177) greek summer joke
xaosfiftytwo(177) you have a talent there

rating:    - added on 2009-07-20 by xaosfiftytwo