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boxing day 26 dec, was invented by mahamed ali, lol
[22:04]derMandarin: holiday is internation but the "boxing" part is custom of brits and americans
[22:05]zulugodetia: ok
[22:05]derMandarin: maybe it has it roots in mohammed ali
rating:    - added on 2008-12-06 by zulugodetia

[18:08]zulugodetia: my son played premier league soccer, and they won, then the coach left for uk, so new coach gets fired, so they ask me to take-over while they finf a coach, they never did, so i was left coaching the u1400 marks park team, lol
[18:08]zulugodetia: we lost every game, that season, not 1 game, did they win
[18:09]zulugodetia: but in all fairness a lot of the boys left, after the coach left, and i had guys playing with 2 left feet
[18:10]zulugodetia: that was a didaster year, u try and motivate 15 year old dudes, when they get on the field, especially, as i knwe nothing about coaching
[18:11]zulugodetia: inventually, for the last 3 games, a french coach came, what a relief
[18:12]hundirector: inventually you evented a new word
rating:    - added on 2009-01-03 by hundirector

van was playing this dude and said this bot is playing out of the book, so i thought it was a bot?
[20:31]zulugodetia: [20:28]zulugodetia: play dude [20:28]zulugodetia: hello [20:30]ytunde: hi. [20:30]ytunde: theer seems to be lag on the server. [20:31]zulugodetia: oh, yes, sorry, thought u were a bot, aologies
rating:    - added on 2008-12-01 by zulugodetia

Don't ever play a zulu move!
[13:27]zulugodetia: push it!
[13:27]XFrame: ok zulu thanks
[13:27]KiranY(TM): :D
[13:27]zulugodetia: :D
[13:27]KiranY(TM): no
[13:28]XFrame: noooooo
[13:28]XFrame: noooooo
[13:28]zulugodetia: noooooooooooooooo!!!

rating:    - added on 2009-01-27 by XFrame

gay monkeys coming out the closet!
[23:07]zulugodetia: all piano teachers are gay, except intro
[23:07]squib: forgive zulu he is old and senile lol
[23:07]hundirector: he's a piano teacher?
[23:08]zulugodetia: imagine a gay life, must be so weird
[23:08]zulugodetia: imagine a gay life, must be so weird
[23:08]zulugodetia: hun, pass the sugar
[23:08]zulugodetia: sorry, meant hon
[23:08]squib: zulu you obsessed with gays dude
[23:08]zulugodetia: me no, never
[23:09]zulugodetia: my first job, as a designer, my art director was gay
[23:09]zulugodetia: very cool dude
[23:09]zulugodetia: we used toprank him, outside the darkroom, lol
[23:09]squib: i am gay
[23:09]hundirector: me too
[23:10]zulugodetia: me too,
[23:10]zulugodetia: still have to come out the closet
[23:10]zulugodetia: ha ha, squib and hun, gay, lol
[23:10]zulugodetia: kiran will give me 5 stars

rating:    - added on 2008-09-05 by zulugodetia

a quote within a quote :)
[00:53]zulugodetia: kiran please paste the following in quotes, my connection is faulty
[00:53]KiranY: ok
[00:53]derMandarin: lol
[00:53]zulugodetia: [21:10]derMandarin: just in case anyone wants to add me on AIM [21:10]derMandarin: my account handle is NakedTomHanks [21:11]derMandarin: I hope you guys now have a nice image in your mind. [21:11]KiranY(TM): yup [21:14]derMandarin: hehe [21:17]AcuWill: i visualize him witha lenin tatoo on his back
rating:    - added on 2009-03-08 by KiranY

shhhht! silence the not loud part of the brain
[18:45]onomatopeia: like a mistell, but not from you, from your not loud thiunking part of you brain
rating:    - added on 2010-03-15 by zulugodetia

Missing zulu
[16:08]xaosfiftytwo: b 52 to u1400.. returning to base...
[16:10]xaosfiftytwo: where is the captain of our u-boat?
[16:11]KiranY: captain absconded
[16:11]derMandarin: drowned :))
rating:    - added on 2008-10-09 by Mark

or hanged?
[12:01]squib: got to kill some 1 tonight
[12:01]squib: want a game zule
[12:01]zulugodetia: no thanks
[12:01]zulugodetia: brain on pause

rating:    - added on 2008-09-03 by Evilthunder

What is My Password Again?
[12:10]adishankar: i forgot my password
[12:10]adishankar: llol
[12:10]Introspection: It was slowdown
[12:10]Introspection: :p
[12:10]ExirK: it was “don’t become the second AJSB”
rating:    - added on 2008-05-25 by Mark