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some profound advice from when of the higher up on the branch monkey
[20:29]squib: dunno old man i am just a kid
rating:    - added on 2009-04-14 by zulugodetia

these kids, no respect for the twist
[22:12]derMandarin: yeeeeeeeeeah let's bug again
[22:12]derMandarin: like we did last year
[22:12]hundirector: bugbugbug
rating:    - added on 2009-01-07 by zulugodetia

imagine the bombs in that bra, lol
[19:33]xaosfiftytwo: of course i know what a b 52 is
[19:34]zulugodetia: ha ha ha ha,
[19:35]derMandarin: b52 sounds like a huge bra size
rating:    - added on 2008-10-06 by zulugodetia

Hundirector, a she or a he?
[23:46]AkisGanis: well I traveled around the world 3-4 times, was lucky not to fall out of it
[23:46]hundirector: on the meaning of life.. and stuff
[23:46]zulugodetia: aki, stop agreeing with hun, just because he's slightly better than i am
[23:46]hundirector: im also much smarter
[23:46]hundirector: and way cooler
[23:46]AkisGanis: start the discworld 36 books amazing laughs, moving pictures was a laugh
[23:47]hundirector: and my gf is bitchin
[23:47]KiranY(TM): poor zulu..
[23:47]AkisGanis: hundirector you are a he? I thought you were a she...
[23:47]zulugodetia: no, i insist, i am cooler, look, picture,
[23:47]hundirector: wat

rating:    - added on 2008-09-05 by KiranY

double quote :)
[23:29]zulugodetia: please quote that! [19:57]squib: why do girls call it a orgasm? because its to hard to spell ohmyfreakkinglordyesputitindeeperdeeperpleaseuhavetoohmygodcumplease [19:57]KiranY: lol
[23:29]KiranY: hahahahahaha
[23:29]zulugodetia: i have banned myself from quoting
rating:    - added on 2008-10-10 by KiranY

even the great players are surprised
[15:35]Implications: I'll be like, "This looks like a good move. Oh, what, it's checkmate?"
[15:36]zulugodetia: ha ha ha ha ha ha aaaaa
[15:36]zulugodetia: ha ha ha ha ha ha aaaaa
[15:36]zulugodetia: stumble on it, oops, sorry, huh i beat you?
[15:36]zulugodetia: stumble on it,
[15:36]hundirector: that happens to me sometimes in blitz
[15:37]Implications: Other times they force me to make good moves. "Oh no, they just forked my queen and rook. Hang on, my queen can capture his rook with check."

rating:    - added on 2008-09-25 by zulugodetia

once you reach a certain level, it becomes simple
--> pollock move pieces to happy squares
--> pollock once all pieces on happy squares sure to win
[18:44]KiranY(TM): lol
[18:44]KiranY(TM): happy pieces , happy squares
rating:    - added on 2008-08-01 by zulugodetia

.. or a Reyferoz quote
ReyFeroz(101): i only talk in peace and love
rating:    - added on 2009-02-12 by hundirector

speaks with forked tongue!!!
[22:41]hundirector(IM): yes. im addicted to fics. im here all the time and play hundreds of games everyday
rating:    - added on 2009-07-15 by zulugodetia

ET the virgin
Evilthunder(177): i am still a virgin and i think i mentioned it before:-|
AdIsHaNkAr(177): oh u r? ur slower than me :P
Evilthunder(177): adi???u????
AdIsHaNkAr(177): jk jk
zulugodetia(177): good et, better a virgin than a fake
AdIsHaNkAr(177): haha
Evilthunder(177): lonewolf....
zulugodetia(177): hey, look who talking, O:)
rating:    - added on 2008-08-28 by AdiShankaR