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Coke Zero
[16:27]derMandarin: zulu is starting to get nervous.
[16:27]derMandarin: logs on and off every 30 mins ;)
[16:27]castleden: must be the zero coke
rating:    - added on 2009-09-18 by Mark

The Perfect Chick Reply
[14:45]zulugodetia: oh, yes forgot u were still a spring chicken
[14:45]linuxchick: frankly, my dear, i dont give a damn
[14:45]zulugodetia: aw shut up you
rating:    - added on 2009-12-02 by Mark

Our Belgian King
[19:35]zulugodetia: i never heard anything
[19:35]Evilthunder: i am deaf
[19:35]gGrungean: belgian king wants to go naked and say "eureka"
[19:35]zulugodetia: whaaaat, whaaat, did u say, what?
rating:    - added on 2008-09-07 by Mark

bigarette !?!?!
[13:34]zulugodetia: ok, i smoke now
[13:35]northridgehawk: zulu smoking cigerettes is bad for u
[13:35]Bibbusque: cigarette kill zulu
[13:35]gGrungean: my smokes are over
[13:35]Bibbusque: lol
[13:35]Bibbusque: bye friend
[13:35]zulugodetia: ha ha, since when are you concerned bibbu, ha ha
[13:35]Bibbusque: bibbu go at fica
[13:36]Bibbusque: w bibbu!!!!
[13:36]zulugodetia: fica you bibbu
[13:36]gGrungean: bibbu kill zulu, vig kill zulu, so bibbu = bigarette?
[13:40]Bibbusque: i no have friend here
[13:40]Bibbusque: i am bigarette
rating:    - added on 2008-06-19 by northridgehawk

sigmund kiran freud
15:44]KiranY: maybe we need to recruit a monkey shrink..
rating:    - added on 2008-06-15 by zulugodetia

[17:10]zulugodetia: man, im a black blitz champion
[17:11]hundirector(IM): racist
rating:    - added on 2009-02-25 by zulugodetia

[15:22]Introspection: No way, I could not have played u1400 if I was this high
[15:22]Introspection: Right now I'mhiger than Zulu on Cortozone!
rating:    - added on 2010-01-18 by Mark

Adios amigo
[12:47]QueenChessy: when a woman leaves.... she will always come back,,, bye guys
rating:    - added on 2008-09-03 by Evilthunder

Evil Blunder
[21:56]Evilthunder: why there is no princess piece on chessgame,it would be great...its speciality would be distracting opponents queen.
[22:01]zulugodetia: that would make that queen a lesbeen?
[22:01]gGrungean: looooooooool
[22:01]gGrungean: looooooooool
[22:01]Evilthunder: opps sorry forgot they both female...ok it would distract the king!
rating:    - added on 2008-08-29 by gGrungean

Not destined to become a captain
onomatopeia(1323): i dont want to be captain i would kill my whole team after the second round i think
rating:    - added on 2010-01-15 by Mark