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Very unusal usual
[07:10]Evilthunder: i use IDM to download ..and its weird i gave a 10 mb thing to download and it wants 1 hour for it
[07:11]Evilthunder: i dont think my net is that slow!
[07:12]zulugodetia: u must stand on top of high mountain, to download et
[07:12]zulugodetia: talking nonsense, as usual, apologies et
[07:13]Evilthunder: this is going to the monkey teams quote page...


rating:    - added on 2008-08-02 by Evilthunder

How to make a quote!
zulugodetia(177): we need a good kiran quote
KiranY(177): keep up the daily suplly guys :)
derMandarin(177): welll I will. you guys should check the site every day :p then I do not have to mass message all members, lol
zulugodetia(177): mass massage , is that a kinky thing?


rating:    - added on 2008-06-15 by AdiShankaR

Our Captain
[16:58]derMandarin: I am holding back with submitting quotes. my name appears way too often as "submitter" on the section
rating:    - added on 2008-06-09 by AcuWill

Big, tough, smokin' evil!
Evilthunder: smoking
Evilthunder: 5 mins
Evilthunder: then we play
DMjJMD:
Evilthunder: ?
DMjJMD: smoking bad for u
DMjJMD: it kills
Evilthunder: lool
Evilthunder: u didnt know i smoke?
DMjJMD: my gram was a nursse see saw people die
DMjJMD: gasping for air when they ouldnt get it
Evilthunder: i have like 20/30 cigars a day
DMjJMD: eyes bulging out
DMjJMD: then silence
DMjJMD: crying
DMjJMD: and more silence
DMjJMD: beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep
Evilthunder: evils wont die that easily

rating:    - added on 2008-11-12 by DMJJMD

Intro's take on dstrout's game
Introspection(1429): I'm surprised at how fast they are playing.
Introspection(1429): Both must know his opening well.
rating:    - added on 2008-10-18 by gGrungean

The Call for Bughouse
[11:39]Bibbusque: FIRST MONKEY S GATHERING OF BUGHUOSE WILL START SOON! JOIN IT! LIKE BIBBU THE COMMENTATOR,DERMANDARIN THE CAPTAIN,ADISHANKAR THE STUDENT,SEBERG THE NINJA SPY AND ALLS MONKEYS! WE WAIT U
rating:    - added on 2008-11-29 by Mark

Punks
[13:01]gGrungean: Notification: zulugodetia has departed. Notification: hundirector has arrived.
[13:01]KiranY(TM): one punk leaves another arrives
rating:    - added on 2008-11-29 by Mark

anand helping out at the beer shop
[21:00]crem: congrats gg
[21:00]gGrungean: there was a power cut and i had to run to the office, lol
[21:01]xaosfiftytwo: kiran thought you might have dozed off..
[21:02]ZwaartePaard: or be out buying beer
[21:02]gGrungean: hahah, true, it was just crappy
[21:02]gGrungean: but, well, i had a stroke of luck
[21:03]ZwaartePaard: you met Anand at the beer shop ?
[21:03]hundirector: gg gG

rating:    - added on 2008-11-29 by zulugodetia

GG thinks a lot and kiran has a girl called "waitforit"
[17:19]zulugodetia: i catch myself talking to myself lately in the garden, whilst having a smoke, lol, dog thinks im bonkers
[17:19]gGrungean: hahaha
[17:20]gGrungean: i dont think aloud, but think a lot, colleagues in my office wonder what i am doing
[17:20]zulugodetia: thank god, the dog doesnt talk
[17:20]gGrungean: usually, i think abt some chess position, lol
[17:20]gGrungean: you have a dog?
[17:20]zulugodetia: total chess addict
[17:20]gGrungean: guess thats mandatory in SA
[17:20]gGrungean: i hate dogs
[17:20]zulugodetia: yes a labrador called, wait for it
[17:21]zulugodetia: very original name
[17:21]zulugodetia: !BCS->(suspense)
[17:21]gGrungean: i brought some chicken parcel yesterday, street dog came running to me!
[17:21]KiranY(TM): haha
[17:21]KiranY(TM): i thought it was 'wait for it'
[17:21]gGrungean: haha
[17:21]zulugodetia: ha ha
[17:21]gGrungean: WAITFORIT
[17:21]gGrungean: sounds very african
[17:21]zulugodetia: that would have been a dam good name, kiran, lol
[17:22]gGrungean: that is kiran's girl's name
[17:22]zulugodetia: no hes name is "rusty"
[17:22]zulugodetia: i wasnt responsible
[17:22]KiranY(TM): bah original huh?
[17:22]gGrungean: he plays strong chess, this rusty
[17:22]KiranY(TM): lol gg
[17:22]gGrungean: goes by slightly different handle on fics
[17:22]zulugodetia: every 2nd dog is called rusty lol
[17:22]gGrungean: rustic
[17:22]zulugodetia: ha ha
[17:21]gGrungean: WAITFORIT, [17:22]gGrungean: that is kiran's girl's name
(17:24]zulugodetia: ha ha ha ha
[17:24]zulugodetia: gG's on form, lol
[17:24]KiranY(TM): tubelight
[17:24]gGrungean: you understand "tubelight" zools?
[17:24]KiranY(TM):
[17:25]gGrungean: i guess he is thinking
[17:25]KiranY(TM): lol
[17:25]zulugodetia: waitforit, come here want to give you a kiss, lol
[17:25]KiranY(TM): omg gg is banging
[17:25]zulugodetia: she says, no, not tonight, "wait for it kiran"!
[17:25]gGrungean: hahaha
rating:    - added on 2008-07-09 by zulugodetia

Insulting the captain
[21:05]zulugodetia: northridgehawk, ca marche mon pote?, je parle le francais comme une vache espagnole
[21:05]zulugodetia: mai je chante mieus que dermandarin
[21:06]zulugodetia: enfin, je l’espere, et north, tu m’enttend?
[21:06]ggrungean: yes, you can abuse mark in a language he doesn’t understand
rating:    - added on 2008-06-06 by Mark