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finally wish of evry human have been reveald by belgian king!
[10:35]gGrungean: belgian king wants to go naked and say "eureka"
[10:35]zulugodetia: whaaaat, whaaat, did u say, what?
rating:    - added on 2008-09-07 by Evilthunder

The northridgehawk threat
[21:27]DMjJMD: fly as fast as a hawk going north and knock ur opp off the ridge lol

rating:    - added on 2008-06-20 by DMJJMD

one of the older monkeys is delirious
[20:38]Bibbusque: i am ill
[20:38]Bibbusque: fever
[20:38]zulugodetia: we know for a long time, bibbu
[20:38]Bibbusque: so i can stay home and play bug
[20:38]Bibbusque: lol
[20:38]zulugodetia: your mommy say is ok?
[20:39]Bibbusque: lol
[20:39]Bibbusque: zulu i am 22
[20:39]Bibbusque: and not 15

rating:    - added on 2008-10-16 by zulugodetia

Tour de Monkey
[11:59]Rakete: Yes the weather is fine in good old Germany.
[12:00]Rakete: It's time for cycling :).
[12:00]zulugodetia: whats wrong, no car?
rating:    - added on 2008-08-24 by Mark

shhhht! silence the not loud part of the brain
[18:45]onomatopeia: like a mistell, but not from you, from your not loud thiunking part of you brain
rating:    - added on 2010-03-15 by zulugodetia

True Grit
onomatopeia(1347) whispers: monkeys fight till the get mate, only zulu resigns pgg(1638) whispers: haha Rascian(1958) whispers: lol pgg(1638) whispers: that needs quoted !! pgg(1638) whispers: under "True Grit"

rating:    - added on 2010-03-10 by Myob

[19:54]gGrungean: i get cant anayze now error
rating:    - added on 2008-06-17 by zulugodetia

Euro 2008 fever catches on!
[22:10]derMandarin: group A: close matches, controversies = very soccer like :D
rating:    - added on 2008-06-16 by gGrungean

You should have the same thing for breakfast every day! :)
[14:08]Implications: "Yes your honour, I really was born on a different day. Of course it's true! I can remember my own birth, can't I?"
[14:08]zulugodetia: ha ha
[14:08]zulugodetia: i cant even remember what i had for breakfast
[14:09]Implications: You should have the same thing for breakfast every day.
[14:09]zulugodetia: so imp, u remember your birth?, wow
[14:09]Implications: That should make it a lot easier to remember.
[14:09]Implications: Yeah, most traumatic experience of my life.
[14:09]zulugodetia: ha ha

rating:    - added on 2008-10-31 by zulugodetia

even monkeys can play chess
[16:02]zulugodetia: notice how they eat a banana at wimbledon, during breaks
[16:02]dstrout: that's about potassium for cramps
[16:03]zulugodetia: before it was a chocolate bar, now its a banana?
[16:03]zulugodetia: oh, is that why?
[16:03]zulugodetia: anti-cramp?
[16:03]Guyus: bananas have loads of benefits
[16:03]zulugodetia: oh no, i thought bananas made you play good tennis
[16:04]Guyus: you could probably train a monkey to play tennis if you gave him enough bananas
rating:    - added on 2008-07-08 by zulugodetia