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don't sex yet! :)) ???
[21:19]zulugodetia: its so cold here jp, brrrr
[21:19]zulugodetia: going to reach near freezing tonight
[21:20]zulugodetia: my poor cycad, i never put a blanket on him or her, dont sex yet
[21:20]zulugodetia: ha ha, dont know sex yet
[21:21]zulugodetia: ha ha, its get better
[21:21]zulugodetia: what i meant is: i dont know the sex of the cycad, lol]

rating:    - added on 2009-06-01 by zulugodetia

Zulu pretends to be my OCL opponent petlya
hello ggrungean,
me scared playing of you,
me hearing you good player,
can me offer you draw?
pleasa leting i know

i am obliged
rating:    - added on 2008-06-27 by gGrungean

We have a great story-teller amongs us
AkisGanis(177) on a deserted greek island
AkisGanis(177) there is a castaway
AkisGanis(177) he is there 5 years
AkisGanis(177) as he stares the sea
AkisGanis(177) a beautyful woman
AkisGanis(177) in a diving suit rises
AkisGanis(177) and comes towards him
AkisGanis(177) she says
xaosfiftytwo(177) dont stop now
AkisGanis(177) I bet it is a long time you had seen a pair of these and she zips
AkisGanis(177) down
AkisGanis(177) her zipper to her breasts
AkisGanis(177) the castaway
AkisGanis(177) has his mot oppened
AkisGanis(177) in a gap
AkisGanis(177) she takes her hand
AkisGanis(177) and brngs out
AkisGanis(177) a pack of camel soft pack
AkisGanis(177) and a lighter
AkisGanis(177) the castaway
AkisGanis(177) lights a cigarette
AkisGanis(177) with tremblng hands
AkisGanis(177) and says thank you
AkisGanis(177) it has been 5 years
AkisGanis(177) i had not soed
AkisGanis(177) with a seducing voce
AkisGanis(177) voice
AkisGanis(177) the lady continues to unzip her ziper further down to her waste
AkisGanis(177) and says
AkisGanis(177) i bet you have a long time to feel dizzy too
AkisGanis(177) the castaway is sweating
AkisGanis(177) lghts another cigarette
AkisGanis(177) and starts trembling again
AkisGanis(177) the lady produces a chivas reagal 5 years old
AkisGanis(177) the castaway is drinking
AkisGanis(177) smoking
AkisGanis(177) but the lady continues
AkisGanis(177) unziping
AkisGanis(177) and she tells him
AkisGanis(177) you had a cigarette
AkisGanis(177) you had a whiskey
AkisGanis(177) what else do you need? and smiles seducingly
AkisGanis(177) the castaway says
AkisGanis(177) tell me yu got a playstaytion portable in there and I will start crying
xaosfiftytwo(177) lol
xaosfiftytwo(177) very nice story, akis
AkisGanis(177) greek summer joke
xaosfiftytwo(177) you have a talent there

rating:    - added on 2009-07-20 by xaosfiftytwo

Nerve Wrecks
[20:50]Rakete: Squibby playing today?
[20:50]squib: 10 mins sir rakete
[20:50]Rakete: fine time for watching TV
[20:50]Rakete: because
[20:51]Rakete: I cant watch squibs
[20:51]Rakete: games
[20:51]Rakete: that kill my nerves :)
[20:51]squib: he he scares me too
[20:52]KiranY: haha
rating:    - added on 2009-10-02 by Mark

Lightning auction
[17:49]adishankar: anyone 1 0?
[17:49]adishankar: any one?
(repeat 50 times)
[17:49]adishankar: 3 0?
[17:50]Introspection: We have 3/0 Do I hear 5/0?
rating:    - added on 2008-06-06 by Mark

hun and zulu doing business :)
[23:46]hundirector: is there a smiley that looks a prostitute thats choking a gorilla with an extension cord
[23:46]zulugodetia: which version do u want hun, a), b) or d)
[23:47]derMandarin: awesome
[23:47]gGrungean: hahaha, zools
[23:47]hundirector: im gonna go with b)
[23:47]zulugodetia: b), oh sorry, sold out, i have a good offer on d)
[23:48]hundirector: haha. you're a scam
[23:48]gGrungean: hahaha
[23:48]hundirector: i'll take my business elsewhere
[23:48]zulugodetia: ok, wait, we can talk, wait
[23:48]derMandarin: lol
[23:48]zulugodetia: i have a special deal for u
[23:48]hundirector: really?
[23:48]zulugodetia: u can have a), for half the price of d)
[23:48]hundirector: does it involve bending over
[23:49]zulugodetia: no soap, just a clean deal
[23:49]hundirector: k
[23:49]Introspection: monkey business
[23:49]zulugodetia: ha ha
[23:49]zulugodetia: ok, yours for a bargain, hun
[23:49]zulugodetia: i sound like naidoo, lol
rating:    - added on 2008-09-04 by KiranY

the feeling
[19:12]linuxchick: you want me to hold the chicken, huh?
[19:12]Guyus: choke the chicken
[19:12]linuxchick: I know the feeling

rating:    - added on 2009-06-08 by Guyus

Sabotating the Login Script
[12:31]AJSB: ________________________________
[12:32]AJSB: ___ |______ /__ ___/___ __ )
[12:32]AJSB: __ /| |___ _ / _____ \ __ __ |
[12:32]KiranY: -----------------------
[12:32]AJSB: _ ___ |/ /_/ / ____/ / _ /_/ /
[12:32]AJSB: /_/ |_|\____/ /____/ /_____/
[12:32]AJSB: !BCS->(gong)
[12:32]Implications: You really should stop that.
[12:32]KiranY: i cut through you ajsb !
rating:    - added on 2008-06-06 by Mark

Bibbu has big plans for other members ;-)
[13:14]Bibbusque: hey zulu
[13:15]zulugodetia: hey bibbu
[13:15]Bibbusque: zulu u incresing ur rating?
[13:15]Bibbusque: next year i want u in open
rating:    - added on 2008-10-08 by Mark

Copy & Paste
[21:20]Introspection: Bu once again I ask, aren't you guys cutting and pasting this text.
[21:21]Introspection: How are these misquotes a occuring?
[21:21]hundirector: they cant even cut and pa
rating:    - added on 2008-12-06 by Mark