Login:
Forgot your password? Register

Quotes

Quotes by fellow monkeys and others. If you are logged in, you can submit your own pieces of wisdom.
order quotes by: date or rating

Please Note
[18:06]Dreadtower: Would Monkeys please note that we have a youngster who has joined our ranks and that adult conversation is therefore inappropriate in the channel when they are present.
[18:24]ErnestHemingway: Would Monkeys also please note that we have another youngster in our midst, Exirk, and therefore adult conversation is inappropriate in the channel when he is present.
[18:28]Myob: Would Monkeys please note that we have several youngsters in our midst and therefore they are inappropriate when this channel is present.
[18:28]pgg: Would Monkeys also please note that we have another youngster in our midst, Ernest, and therefore adult conversation is particularly important in order to improve his education and further develop him as a rounded individual.
[18:31]derMandarin: Would everyone please note that no youngster is in channel 177 at the moment so vagina, penis, buttmud et al.

rating:    - added on 2010-04-12 by Myob

Zulu's misquote
[19:54]gGrungean: i get "cant anayze now" error :P
rating:    - added on 2008-06-18 by gGrungean

ADi's awesome entrance
[09:58]AdiShankaR: Who am I? A U1400a Monkey soon to be a GM
rating:    - added on 2008-06-22 by DMJJMD

Weird
[11:23]Myob: can'y remember which i was using
[11:28]derMandarin: really weird
[11:28]derMandarin: can you try again and submit a dummy quote?
[11:28]derMandarin: will delete it afterwards
[11:28]derMandarin: just try it out and see what works for you
rating:    - added on 2010-03-13 by Myob

minutes before an ocl game
[17:44]zulugodetia: i i play play in in 15 min minutes, l, lo, lol
[17:44]zulugodetia: and im im not not nerv nervous
[17:44]hugenerd: so you've gone insane then?
[17:44]zulugodetia: :)
[17:44]KiranY: g o z u l u g o

rating:    - added on 2008-06-30 by zulugodetia

implied dry humour?
[15:46]AdIsHaNkAr: ob s me
[15:46]zulugodetia: go shankar
[15:46]zulugodetia: go shankar
[15:46]Implications: Where's Adi going?
[15:48]zulugodetia: ha ha
[15:48]zulugodetia: ha ha

rating:    - added on 2008-09-21 by zulugodetia

Two parts
Chess results are always 2 parts. For a win it takes an opponent to make an inaccuracy AND the other player to exploit it. For a draw it takes both players to reach a drawn position or not c a win anywhere.
rating:    - added on 2008-06-18 by DMJJMD

i got tired of no one chatting after 19:00 server time soo i went to channel 24. THE ROLL CAKE LOL
[19:39]Blackcomb: i'm on a roll cake
[19:39]mastertan: i'm just waiting for people to take my points
[19:39]TheRaven: what roll, cake?
[19:39]mastertan: put it this way
[19:39]JohnnyRio: hmmm caaakee rolll
[19:39]mastertan: anyone who loses to me is overrate
rating:    - added on 2008-06-18 by DMJJMD

i have been notified!
[18:20]AkisGanis: I added you too to my notify list
rating:    - added on 2008-06-16 by zulugodetia

Whose really out?
[12:50]Bibbusque: ur france suck zulu!
[12:50]gGrungean: bibbu
[12:50]Bibbusque: france suck
[12:50]gGrungean: we have news for you
[12:50]Bibbusque: hi ggrue
[12:50]Bibbusque: oh
[12:50]Bibbusque: (explosion)
[12:50]gGrungean: you are kicked out of euor monkey 08 !
[12:51]Bibbusque: france is out
[12:51]gGrungean: because you have illegal drugs
[12:51]gGrungean: used*
[12:51]Bibbusque: ahah funny
[12:51]gGrungean: zulu(france) instead gets to QF
[12:51]Bibbusque: france is out
rating:    - added on 2008-06-18 by DMJJMD