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If I were human, I'd still hang out in the tree tops gutsin' bananas and sniffin' the breeze for fresh openings - If I wasn't such a rock ape I'd be "hammocked" all the day long in my harem of Silverback blondes, perfecting my dismount.
rating:    - added on 2010-04-04 by Mahog

help! Im stuck in here! :)
Help, i just wanna find out if .... fics is down again, if you see this message, quote me back, with your answer, ha ha, stuck our here in cyber space,
william zools
rating:    - added on 2009-02-27 by zulugodetia

177 chess?
[10:49]zulugodetia: (electric shock)
[10:49]zulugodetia: e4
[10:49]zulugodetia: e4
[10:50]AdiShankaR: e6
[10:50]gGrungean: d2
[10:51]AdiShankaR: lol
[10:51]AdiShankaR: d5
[10:51]gGrungean: h9
[10:52]AdiShankaR: lol
[10:52]zulugodetia: !BCS->(adjourn)
[10:52]zulugodetia: (adjourn)
[10:52]gGrungean: (BACKSP)

rating:    - added on 2008-06-14 by zulugodetia

I made a funny
[11:54]zulugodetia: yeah, we can walk around in a big circle, holding each others tail, lol
[11:55]AcuWill: by tail bhe means penis
derMandarin: penis?

rating:    - added on 2008-06-08 by AcuWill

memory problems?
[13:13]derMandarin: who am I?
rating:    - added on 2008-07-19 by zulugodetia

ha ha ha ha ha ha
[14:16]Introspection: Why is it that dentists always look down in the mouth?
[14:16]derMandarin: why?
[14:17]Introspection: well it is a joke...
rating:    - added on 2009-07-15 by zulugodetia

some random deep sense from just another monkey
[14:26]derMandarin: Akis, I am not that big fan of collectivism. In my view it is quite the opposite. I mean take the usual western government for example: they are really awful and working against the people on many occassions. Yet, if you talk to single persons then most of them are really nice and kind. Still the whole of this single nice and kind individuals made bad goverments happen.
[14:32]derMandarin: well if that really happens then we will get a) a murderer that absolutely no ties to anyone or anything and investigations will stop after two weeks. b) 20 hollywood movies acussing all different groups and parties to be involved into the murder case including gnomes, orcs and elves from mars and c) 2 million websites claiming to know the real truth
rating:    - added on 2008-09-22 by zulugodetia

All Snug
[20:57]derMandarin: yeah, zulu. he is drawing wild animals wearing diapers
[20:57]ahubers: That fits the job descrip, I would think
[20:57]Myob: that's zulu wearing nappies as well as the animals btw
20:57]zulugodetia: lol, what?
[20:58]derMandarin: zulu is wearing a snuggie
[20:58]Myob: lol snuggie
[20:58]CinnamonBandit: lol
[20:59]zulugodetia: im wearing, well if i tell u , u wont believe me
[20:59]Myob: oh yes we will
[20:59]derMandarin: I heard so much about snuggies. I really want this things to come available here.
[20:59]derMandarin: I not only want the snuggie but also the variant for wearing while eating dinner: the slanket
[20:59]ahubers: I thought about getting a snuggie.
[20:59]zulugodetia: snuggies are the best, it doesnt leak out
[21:01]Introspection: zulugodetia(177): squib runs naked in the street if i get to 1600, not that im gay, u understand, long story
[21:01]Introspection: Moooooooooo!

rating:    - added on 2010-07-21 by Myob

Yellow Submarine
[00:00]ErnestHemingway: how can u urinate yourself?
[00:00]seberg: its pretty easy ernest
[00:00]seberg: I bet you could do that right now
[00:00]seberg: you know, just relax the muscle ...
[00:00]pgg: haha
[00:00]seberg: you will feel a warm sensation running down your pants
rating:    - added on 2010-01-13 by Mark

[23:07]CinnamonBandit: I've been told I'm crazy before Funkmaus but I have my measure of sanity
[23:08]derMandarin: crazyness is compulsory for being a monkeyclub member ;)
[23:08]CinnamonBandit: three blind jellyfish, three blind jellyfish, they're all on a log, one jumps on. Bummer. Four blind jellyfish, four blind jellyfish....
rating:    - added on 2010-01-07 by Mark