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i play U1400 Monkey Club in the 88th Team, in league d5
blik(C) shouts: Come to think of it, there are already a million monkeys on a million typewriters
rating:    - added on 2008-12-15 by zulugodetia

[17:52]zulugodetia: mark, i told my son i was in U1400A, he was impressed, and I said as a reserve, he laughed, “reserves for chess lol
rating:    - added on 2008-06-06 by Mark

free fighting, all styles!
[22:49]KiranY(TM): squib is all talk and no action
[22:49]gGrungean: he is all style, hair style!
[22:50]KiranY(TM): lol
rating:    - added on 2008-08-22 by zulugodetia

Thou shalt not have another god
[02:10]derMandarin: afe is the boss
[02:10]afegasta: god
rating:    - added on 2008-06-06 by Mark

Safe Chess
FlorinC(FM): you must go to sleep or one more?
XFrame: i will stay here for a while. would love to play you again FlorinC(FM): good
FlorinC(FM): I have some condome here
rating:    - added on 2009-03-24 by Mark

No love lost between Bibbu and Hundi
[18:51]Bibbusque: dM we have some spy here...they can stay?
[18:51]hundirector: lol
[18:51]Bibbusque: oh wait u are hundirector
[18:51]Bibbusque: u are a monkey!
[18:51]Bibbusque: u can stay
[18:52]derMandarin: lol
[18:52]derMandarin: I will resend you a password, hundi
[18:52]hundirector: you just noticed my name after talking for like hours?
[18:52]derMandarin: and I am off again. gotta leave for university. bye bye
[18:52]Bibbusque: yeah
[18:52]Bibbusque: welcome hundirector
[18:52]hundirector: thx dM
[18:53]Bibbusque: i remember u now
[18:53]hundirector: yea i understand, im not very memorable
[18:53]Bibbusque: yeah
[18:54]hundirector: lol he agrees
[18:54]Bibbusque: lol

rating:    - added on 2008-11-25 by gGrungean

squib eyes out mark's legs, eeeuuuw?
[00:38]squib: wolf wistle at mark ohhhh sexy legs
rating:    - added on 2009-02-13 by zulugodetia

The half empty/full glass of wine
[19:58]dstrout: no, no, i'll pick up the team if intro falls - i'm just an optimist
[19:59]derMandarin: :)
[19:59]KiranY(TM): pick up by getting a draw? :)
[19:59]dstrout: the glass is always at least 1/2-1/2 full :D
rating:    - added on 2008-10-30 by Mark

Financial crisis affecting the Monkey Club?
[10:38]Introspection: yeh that is how dstrout looks at it also.
[10:38]Introspection: He was talking about getting it into the layoffs before round 1 had even started!
[10:38]Introspection: (playoffs)
[10:40]derMandarin: layoffs :))
rating:    - added on 2008-11-16 by Mark

a funny one by intro
[21:48]Introspection: Do you know why you should always wear two pairs of pants when playing golf?
[21:48]zulugodetia: ha ha no?
[21:48]Introspection: In case you get a hole in one...
[21:49]hundirector(IM): lol
[21:49]zulugodetia: ha ha, (giggle)
[21:49]KiranY: lol
[21:49]ErnestHemingway: lol

rating:    - added on 2009-07-13 by zulugodetia