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patgrisly agrees to being a primate!
[14:03]zulugodetia: didnt see the en passant move
[14:04]patgrisly: you say en passant in english too?
[14:04]zulugodetia: yes
[14:04]zulugodetia: we steal it from you
[14:05]zulugodetia: your pwans were on form today
[14:05]patgrisly: i t's no soo primare language
[14:05]zulugodetia: pawns
[14:06]zulugodetia: i completely forgot about the enpassant rule, lol, didnt even consider it
[14:06]zulugodetia: grisly, one day i beat you
[14:06]patgrisly: no i t's a joke it's a beautifull language and i m a primate

rating:    - added on 2008-12-19 by zulugodetia

an analysis of indian folk
[20:03]KiranY(TM): yeah we are horny
rating:    - added on 2009-05-29 by zulugodetia

adi breaking new barriers, 1800 wow!
[11:11]zulugodetia: Adishankar (1802)
[11:11]zulugodetia: un-believable
[11:16]Introspection: Well this means one of two things:
[11:17]Introspection: 1. There is something seriously wrong with the universe...
[11:17]Introspection: 2. We can be 1800 players also.
[11:17]Introspection: You decide!
[11:17]zulugodetia: ha ha
[11:18]zulugodetia: i think i'll go with 2

rating:    - added on 2008-12-19 by zulugodetia

the future
[20:22]zulugodetia: one day people will laugh at us!, "what women use to give birth via their vaginas"?, "how weird"!, babies will be born in incubators
rating:    - added on 2009-06-02 by Guyus

Get up and down
AcuWill(1763) whispers: kirany, you need to play some 1200 and get yourself up to 2000
gGrungean(1641) whispers: he is always at 1998
KiranY(1998) whispers: great advice acu why dont you get to 1200 and we'll play :)
rating:    - added on 2008-06-09 by Mark

our very own monkey fakir
[21:05]KiranY: i have walked on burning coal zulu, sitting on nails is nothing
rating:    - added on 2009-07-01 by zulugodetia

:)) cannibals
[12:23]cjldx: I'm from France
[12:23]cjldx: Limoges exactly
[12:23]ErnestHemingway: yeah, i figured ;)P
[12:23]zulugodetia: he eats frogs
[12:23]ErnestHemingway: which part?
[12:23]zulugodetia: he eats frogs
[12:23]cjldx: :))
[12:23]cjldx: YES
[12:23]zulugodetia: and snails
[12:23]cjldx: snails ?
[12:23]cjldx: escargots ?
[12:23]zulugodetia: escargot
[12:23]ErnestHemingway: thats a common misconception about the french zulu - they are, in fact, cannibals
[12:24]cjldx: YES i eat snails
rating:    - added on 2009-06-21 by zulugodetia

nerd complex?
[20:34]CrazyHunter: its wierd... i totally don't look like a nerd
rating:    - added on 2009-06-19 by zulugodetia

these logisticians always watching, always analysing, ha ha
crem(177): "xaos, caos, 52, b52" is even longer that "xaosfiftytwo"
rating:    - added on 2008-11-24 by zulugodetia

no asses, no penises!
[22:27]derMandarin: maybe we should leave out all questions involving asses and penises for the first version of the faq
[22:27]derMandarin: might run into trouble with the "society of always angry FICS mums"

rating:    - added on 2008-11-27 by zulugodetia